Uber was hacked. How do I profit from this? Long or short?

Uber was hacked. How do I profit from this? Long or short?

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also what?

Hacked what, exactly? The tranny drivers' email addresses?

Everything
nytimes.com/2022/09/15/technology/uber-hacking-breach.html

never used uber
i own a car

>Uber employees received a message that read: “I announce I am a hacker and Uber has suffered a data breach.”
some ESL is about to leak a generation's worth of personal data

It does sound jeety

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city bugs live under a microscope already

DO NOT REDEEM SIR

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Stolen elections have catastrophic consequences.

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Its amazing how much damage a single employee with access can do to a company. With all these tech layoffs you would expect someone go postal and crash the company with no survivors

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>18 years old
>posts 'obscene' image for all of uber staff to see
kek

The hacker known as Any Forums?

>Slack has been stolen
>........
>Along with secrets from sneakers
This is ogre corporate bros. It's unironicaly over.

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>you would expect someone go postal and crash the company with no survivors
Not worth going to jail for

Why the FUCK is Pierre Dimitri Core-Coty spending so much on strippers?

LOL
What? Did they use the same password for everything?
How could you fuck up this badly?