>27 years old

>135k net worth (120k in cash, 15k in shitty investments)
>dead end, low paying job
>no future, absolutely zero reasons for optimism (low IQ, shitty career path, no skills, no charisma, ugly)

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all in chainlink immediately, it's the fastest way out

its over

>only 500k on the bank

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Holy shit are you me
Only have 400k
Stuck working dead end job with legitimate retards making 23/hr
Been actively trying to get fired for 2 years now
I want to die

How'd you get $400k making $23/hr?

You must have done something right...

Take a wild guess
Im posting on Any Forums

Get a 6 pack, and let me know how you feel then.

CRYPTO

I have nothing

>28
>180k in cash
>own a home with 140k equity
>200k in retirement
>300k tech job
>can’t get girls because I’m a 5’4 manlet

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>50k in account shared with wife
> 20k in retirement accounts
>In the FERs pension system
>PhD
>30 years old
>Am a father
>Own my car

I'm shit but at the same time not

Yeah it is over for you dude
Doesn’t matter if you have a trillion dollars if you are 5’4

Can only get ugly/fat/SEAmonkeys. I’ve had sex with 1 attractive girl but not for free

I have a 170k net worth same age. I am about to buy a condo. I got to take today off work unexpectedly. I’ve been drinking all day and nigh and I feel pretty great. Life is good

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>140k equity
about to turn into 0

That would be great actually because I want to move up to a bigger house and if my house drops 100k the more expensive ones will fall 2x that

holy shit you are literally me, 150k in cash, 25k in Roth IRA, drive a beater lexus, ugly white guy working a shitty federal job, barely go out except to costco for gas and a chicken. Wanted to buy a house but fuck me.

35 years old... only $8,453,262.56 AUD in my bank account... have 4 kids with 3 different women... thing about ending things.

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>Been actively trying to get fired for 2 years now
LOL Just walk away, you could put yourself through a good college and get a better job.

I don't really wish you bad things fren, but if you really wanna do it. Please send 100k here: bc1qypx4lgf7s5u2qaczgn86jky76m9ttnjgpf65y8