/smg/ - Stock Market General

Crush edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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First for Hunter

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oh cool a new thread
>anime
GOD DAMN IT

It's over.

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ADBE has been straight up gigaretards for more than a year now.

FUTURES

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>animeshit

one of my students asked about hunter and his crack addiction.
I dont understand the design philosophy behind the modern truck. They all have foor doors like I got a fucking family.
rode like shit, but it started every morning and it didn't have many complicated problems. I'd rather have my manual 90s camry back though.

i hate you and your ilk qne what you've done to Any Forums more than words could ever possibly convey

>40 hour workday
That's not even extreme lmao
In any real work (ala not useless paper pushing office job) you are generally expected to work 60 hours because there is such a big shortage of capable people.
80% of the population is unironically useless eaters that have made up jobs that don't produce anything.

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Reminder that inflation is caused by the supply chain and NOT the fed. To imply that the federal reserve can cause inflation is VERY antisemetic goyim!

I fucking hate owls.

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The funny thing is there are actually people who believe this.

oil is.. green?

bros how can i turn 10k into 100k in the next three trading days

its going up

>Millions of fans around the globe
>plays games and sings for you
>doesnt collab with m*n or e-thots
>has fun and wants others to have fun
NOOOOOOO how dare she! Gura is the greatest and everyone here is a fan of her except for gay op.

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When I am collecting my thousands of dollars of realized gains tomorrow for betting against America the hardest part will be letting my DRIP calls playout longer. There will be pain and suffering for everyone in America until all the bucks are broken. That includes you oil princesses. EVERYTHING is getting a haircut. Thanks for the money Rocker.

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NGE

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How are people making this?
Lol God damn this is deceptive

THE OWLS BETTER NOT CRAB THE FUCKING MARKET TOMORROW OR I SWEAR TO FUCK
I WANT MY CHEAPIES AND I WANT THEM NOW

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what a fucking sex kitten.

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>NGE
lmao

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There's some random commie glowie who pops in every now and then who constantly defenda the fed
>"If the supply chain just magically produced more goods then we wouldn't have a problem!"
He's the same faggot that tried to argue we need to raise taxes to fight inflation.

Can you imagine the audacity of that Jew? Devalue the currency and make life harder for the average working man only to then say you need to tax them because they need to "cool the economy"?

>80% of the population is unironically useless eaters that have made up jobs that don't produce anything.
Yea but VCs give a lot of useless computer touchers a lot of money to sell more hot dog holders.
Suck 100k in a row for $1 each. Or 1k for $100 each.

Which SPY puts should I buy? $380? $375 $370? 9/19 exp?

buy calls (not puts)
its going up

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
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A 40 hour work week is the "normal" full work week. Salaried jobs are often times worse because then you miss out on that juicy overtime a lot of the time unless your contract is well negotiated.

welp i didnt sell my spxs. futures are down .60% which is a good sign.

that goes against the wisdom of the 1 day proven correct smg chart

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A touch of Art.
Anyone buying puts in amazon tomorrow?

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lol im salaried but I 'work' like 3 hours a week. wagecucks btfo.

go back to /vt/, vtranny

its going up user
up

Clean it up wagie

all of them

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I swear I'm being psyopped with postings about quad witching being bullish, since I've paid attention to the market it's always been red the day of and the day following

sure i believe it, it's been backtested after all

I am about to bag me a 19 year old college whore

Fed was going for 100bps but after fedex they'll rethink it.

I think we're going to be red all the way until FOMC press conference, which will cause a retard pump like usual.

i lost money being bearish last quad witching just saiyan

are you going to tell me that a supply crunch doesnt limit supply? and if there is still the same demand for that now prices wouldnt be higher because supplies are limited? sounds like you just want to blame jews because youre stupid.

can it be both?

I had no idea the economy was based on FedEx what a fucking weird world we live in

>futures

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He has arrived. Get your sunglasses

christmas is ogre

Grandfather say: "it never rain every day".

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FedEx when AAPL is disappointing. The heart of the CONSOOM economy.

Idk how options work and I've only been making money lol

No. The fed has never, in all of its history, responded to layoffs or earnings reports.

The fed is going to raise rates whether companies want it or not, it isn't their fucking decision. The fed will stop when the inflation stops. That's just how it works.

100bps. You heard it here.

what us a quad witching?

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Theyll be green tomorrow morning! Stop bullying me!!!!!

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someone posted this earlier today and ive been rocking out to ever since
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make sure to take her vape or phone and make her suck your dick to get it back when you get pissed off by them being an adhd addled whore
They do respond to lay offs -- but not immediately. They want unemployment to go up. 7-8% unemployment might be needed to tame inflation.

its when the three fates (and powell) convene to make the stock market go up

I have to get smarter, stronger and wiser. I have to. I must. I must. I must. I must beat the smart market. Because I am capable. I am a warrior. I am a warrior. I am king. I am KING. I AM KING! I CAN DO IT! I must do it. For myself. For myself FOR MYSELF!!! I must do it because I am KING.

I MUST HOLD MORE SQQQ !!!!!!!!

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so the supply chain problem had no effects then on the economy? wow thats amazing.
get a trip so i can filter your ass though its obvious what your schizo posts are hanging out talking about glowies all the time.

Since options have a time dependency, sometimes a bunch of different windows expire at the same time. Furthermore, since options aren't exactly derivative, it causes all kinds of market fuckery.

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Economy is showing signs of cracking, but the layoffs haven’t started yet. Companies are still having problems hiring. Powell needs to destroy garbage tech companies that make no money or are up to their eyeballs in debt, and have those employees shift to real companies that need workers

>Bam "Me and my friends slap my fat dad while he's asleep btw I'm in my 30s" Margera

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HYPE IT UP MOTHERFUCKER> LETS GO BEAR MARKET !!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKING BEAR> LETS GOOOOOOOOO BOBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is testing and troubleshooting chips for javelins and patriot missiles considered real work?

but muh money printer memes

Supply and demand obviously exists. But when the fed increases prints an extra 33% in two years you'd have to be batshit insane (or a jew) to blame the supply chain as the dominating factor.

its go to go up so hard when they raise 75 bps
its going to be amazing

Aka portions of calls are usually covered but I think they wont be tomorrow :x

What's your biggest realized loss? I'm trying to cheer myself up.

what part of the fed is fedex?

>They do respond to lay offs -- but not immediately.
You're right, my apologies. What you said falls in line with "the fed creates recessions" rule because they usually raise rates a little too high.

Sold another month's BTU puts today.
Perhaps too early, so I kept the position small.

How are you all taking advantage of this current market weakness?

and that's a good thing (here's why)

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Yes ed it is

oh okay i thought it was some wiccan holiday kek

>consumer habits are not important to the fed
Are you guys dumb? They were going easy at first exactly because they didn't want to fuck with the consumer sentiment

but big daddy jerome said he's crashing this plane with no survivors and CPI came in like a big guy (for you)

So who is bullish?
>t. 20.05 cost basis

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>What's your biggest realized loss? I'm trying to cheer myself up.
in 2016 or some shit i lost 20k correctly gambling that natgas would go up (on margin) due to a bomb cyclone winter storm but they sent it lower to hurt putler due to that whole crimea thing

feds not going to mind a temporary recession in the US either but of dollar milk shake theory. The faster and harder they hike the more the rest of the world is going to have to tongue american anus. USD has made 15-30% gains again every other currency YTD.

Futures are healing

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Naw, they went slow because they were convinced it was "transitory" i.e. it would magically fix itself. Now it's obvious as fuck they were wrong