How do I turn $385,944.99 into a million? Also, how do I not pay any taxes?

How do I turn $385,944.99 into a million? Also, how do I not pay any taxes?

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Buy oxy/exxon below 30 dollars and wait numbnuts

Reported the thread to the IRS

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that's only 2 2x's faggot
rich people make me sick

based and penny stock pilled

buy 400,000 pairs of knee pads

>300k
>rich

minimum wage working 16 hours per day 365 days per year is $42,340 before taxes

>before taxes
kek

1 million isn't shit these days, aim higher
with that capital you could throw it into btc/eth and get 1 million before the next bullrun gets in full swing, or 10, or 50 if you bet on the right new hot alt.

Suck 614,055 dicks for $1, and ask your mother for a penny.

Easily enough for a few mortgages. Buy duplexes or other prime investment properties over the next two-four years as the market drops. look for over a 1.5%er. when values are back high in ~12 years, sell and flip in a 1031 exchange into something like an apartment complex. You will have made over a million dollars, tax free, which is then providing you with tens of thousands per month.

Forgot to add, go with an apartment building or other low-income focused development because the need for the most affordable housing will never go away, and rents rarely ever drop unlike the value of investment properties.

Finance your own campaign to become a senator.
Win
PROFIT!!!!
!!!!

put it all into 3 digit ens, wait 12 months

last guy that asked this question i told him this when it was 10e each, now they are about 30e

but Any Forums is too low iq for ens, so theres a 0% chance you will. goodluck tho

put it all on one roulette spin. either you become hugely rich or you commit suicide

kek

kneepads

Easy, you grab the bags, buy at least 80% of that on VINU and wait for the next batch of 20% pumps that we've had constantly since july and there you go, a million, easy enough.
For the IRS i would recommend opening a bank account overseas (think latam or canary islands) and slowly start depositing the money there, then, you have a tax-free account.

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I have 300k, move to Belize like me, then wait for link to go to sub $1, buy 300k and sell for 15m at $50, tax free

Literally just invest in any L1 come up. these mfs always pump hard
i think bitdaos launching one soon

as for the taxes part, always pay your taxes user. /biz is a fucking larp. everyone here pays taxes, obeys the landlord’s rules and goes to work from 9-5

You could suck on 614,055 cocks at $1 each, and run over someone’s bulge for the last cent. After that, you’ll have your million dollars

Just buy 100 ETH under 1k and let it 10x in 2-3 years. Simple as