/smg/ - Stock Market General

Chad frog edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
wallmine.com/
tikr.com/

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You mean chad bobo edition

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tic toc

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Reminder that we printed 25% of all bills in circulation in 2 years

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AAAAAAAAAAA

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kek baggies

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Intrest lines aren't touching.

Recession status: Over.

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>Rapes you're bonds

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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spx 4050 tomorrow

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Clarence retvrn to tradition edition

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I'm ready to fuckin die

>U.S. 1Y 4.0106
It's over.

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>can you guess when I started betting against the Brandon economy?

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Still buying, fuck bobos

fake and gay closing pump.

Always trying to force a last minute rally.

>This won’t be painless

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fuck this.

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AEVA to 20

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Gasping breaths of a dead market

Wow last last 15min scalp was impressive, good job jews

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PRTY and BBW. Fuck mega-cap stocks that are priced efficiently.

Thought I wouldn't catch that late day pop mumu?

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CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET!!!!!

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BEARS, PLEASE STAND DOWN. I WENT ALL IN

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>Inverted curve
Alright that's it I'm only investing in snacks for the next few months

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Guys I fell asleep for a minute and had a mysterious dream. Can anyone here tell me what it meant?
There was an out of control train speeding down the track. It was out of control because there weren't any rail workers on board. The only passengers were four witches sitting on the roof, all laughing hysterically, and the train's freight cars were packed tight with big fat bears who were also laughing. Anyway, this out of control train ran over a small dwarf wearing a t-shirt with the word "economy" written on it, and then vanished into the horizon under a blood red sky. Does anyone have any idea what that dream might mean?

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shorts covering

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM?

MOTHERFUCKERS BE SLEEPING ON THE JOB

Dumbass bots do this shit

Why the fuck is every dump immediately bought up by these kikes

cost me around 600 bucks of potential profit
kek

uhh, this post seems dated, covid is over sweatie

It means your teeth are going to come loose and you'll try to run but won't be able to,

my favorite is the gun that wont shoot

wow that's a cool story brother, looking forward to your next post of epic storytelling

They get called when spy drops another 10%

Quick buy the heckin dippedydoo mumu

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Kanye West is so based wtf

The gun that only takes one round, takes one minute to reload and you can't hit anything with it.

Sold my DVR for small gains again- i bet i don't see it under 50 for a long time.

So the railroad strike was a nothingburger?

>Quad Witching tomorrow

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Damn, we're rich!

SPY CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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link to interview?

What's he saying

what happens when BlackRock starts using A.I to trade and you lose 100% of the time?

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The unions will be negiotating this for another two weeks on for two decades. The unions got forced legally back into a cooling off period.

he got pissy on cnbc because addidas is charging too much for his shit

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You vill get FINKed.
It means all of the punches you throw are inherently weak in dream world and that one girl you like just laughs at you.

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They already do, bots aren't smart enough to predict shit probably never will be

So.. basically we become China?

You move to the trades that always win, like shorting VIX futures for contango.

All algorithms are made to be broken

but whats the difference between bull & crab?

0.3%? 0.5%?

like back in 1989?

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I got /DINGDINGDING'd/ today, and not in a good way.

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Ding ding ding! How did it go today user?

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market makers threw me a bone today. How do I stop myself from martingaling like a retard. $2500 should be my max position size based on account value and I somehow feel the need to double down on these big colored dildos. My strat works great until it doesnt. I need to have some hard stops or something. I can't live my entire life winning until 2pm and then tossing a coin at whether or not i will ruin my day by market close or not. Shit's fucked brehs

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I will never recover

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>-16.18% after daily inflation

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I'm up 27% on my leveraged SQQQ position. Looking to exit tomorrow.

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I want Giada to roughly shape my pasta

You need to allow a few wins or else the suckers wont come back. Theyd eventually get all your winnings back plus tip of course

god DAMN im glad I didnt hold into AH

Based

FUCK CARVANAAAAAAAAAAA

He went off on moving his $140 million from JPM to BOFA becuase one of the board members of addidas works for JPM... Trashed the Gap for charging too little for his clothes. Called the pandemic a scamdemic and again compared himself to Steve Jobs and Henry Ford

just keep doubling down until it fails, and when it fails just kill yourself, it's that easy

EVERY single thing about this retard post makes it clear how dumb you are and how much you suck at trading
lol
lmao

another -4% day nice

What’s the best way to go long oil?

2.35% up.
Not good not bad

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You got that right user. I'm stoked for PRTY.

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All my shit is bleeding except good old reliable SQQQ

Learn to lucid dream bros.

UCO or NRGU

>I don't sleep, I just dream.

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Unavowed

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Paradigm

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wait are you really just gambling on intraday movements with 14 DTEs?

Fucking absurd, they're going to erase this dump like it never happened. I want to strangle these people, the longer this draws out the worse off we are

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it closed exactly at 390 what fuckery. that means its could still be a bullish. tomorrow. i cant keep up with this shit im getting chop lossed like a mother fucker in SPXS. i bought when spy was like 393 last monday, it had that huge rally and now it wont get back to the same price unless spy is 389. I should just sell and get in a better time.

i studied psychology in college. it means you want to have sex with your mother.

Why is there always an EOD pump?

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Welp glad that's over. Liquor store is doing a dirty cheap sale on Swedish vodka so imma head out.

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It went to 389 and bounced off for some reason

>giadaposting

Ah yes, ol' tits-n-teeth. Magnificent milkers on that one.

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what if i want to have sex with his mother?

Happy birthday! Omedetou!

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>"People act like we're crack dealers. Nobody put a gun to anybody's head and said, 'hey, nimrod, buy a house you can't afford, and you know what? While you're at it, put a line of credit on that baby and buy yourself a boat.'"

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yea and i should have sold then for a $100 profit even though i have 40k invested shitfuckpiss. if it recovers again tomorrow i get more chop loss. but next week should have some fuckery going on, i just dont know how much.

im short nasdq so good. gonna keep retard holding