Smartcon 2022

The merge is complete. Smartcon was moved to September from August. In order for all the ducks to be aligned (and for link staking to occur) we needed the merge to be a success. I am here to tell you that everything is ready. Although posting on Any Forums is unprofessional, I realized that a solid portion of the chainlink community is on here and you all needed to know that the team is very excited for the end of month.

The greatest amount of tech will all be released at once and you all will not be disappointed....we are finally here.

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the fudders have begun hyping up smartcon so we're all disappointed when nothing is announced

The hypers have begun fudding down smartcon so we’re all disappointed when something is announced

yes

the disappointers have begun smartconning hype so we're all fudded when anything is announced

Prove you're not a larping faggot nigger

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2 more weeks!

Any Forums is super prof wtf are you talking about?

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Btw, I love Sergay Nakamoto.

>wait for mainnet
>wait for staking
>yeah, disregard staking, wait for DECO
>wait for FSS
>wait for SmartCon 0
>wait for enterprise onboarding
>darn Ethereum holding us back, wait for Arbitrum
>I meant wait for Arbitrum Nitro
>wait for the revelation of "guest speakers" at SmartCon 1
>wait for super linear staking
>disregard that actually, staking finally got announced for this year, wait for that
>and CCIP, wait for that as well
>ok this time it all comes down to ETH merge, wait for ETH merge
YOU ARE HERE
>just wait for staking v1.0.0
>wait for derivatives to be absorbed by blockchain technology
>uhhhhhh actually wait for ETH to actually implement sharding cause despite the move to PoS it still remains an unscalable mess
>actually wait for the economy to recover for smart contracts to be in full use
>wait for the next BTC halving
>Sergey stopped working at Chainlink Labs? huh
>wait for breadcrumb #54373728 to come true
>wait for staking v1.5.0
>wait for the truth machine
>now wait for super linear staking
>wait for Jesus Christ to come down to Earth holding both Chainlink whitepapers in his hands
>wait
>wait
>wait
>wait
>wait
>wait

Anybody shilling Chainlink in 2022 is a moron.

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>Only 1k Link
How much longer do I have to accumulate?

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unironically less than two weeks

I have been hearing this for some time now. nothing ever happens.

LINK staking will be a nothing burger like Ethereum merge. Screencap this

*buys Chainlink*
I just pumped Chainlink.
>What does this mean?
The price of Chainlink token has increased by(percentage multiplier).

>Why is this happening?
There are several reasons Chainlink may pump. These include, but are not limited to:

Staking imminent,

Spreading positive information,

People over shorting the bottom.

>Am I banned from buying Chainlink?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from misidentification of fundamentals and posting comments like that in the future. Otherwise you will be forced to liquidate your position, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

>I don't believe my thread deserved a pump Can you un-pump it?
No. I cannot un-pump it. the token price is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot Sergey@chainlink a message explaining why you believe Chainlink should not be pumping. He tends to not respond to Any Forums PMs. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of un-pump appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

>How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the pump and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Any Forums or any margin exchanges again. You will continue to lose money in your margin account until you improve your conduct. Remember: Any Forums is hell. You can check out whenever you want and for however long you want. But you can never leave.

Patrick? Thomas? Who are you?

Also, go a bit deeper with the larp, 3/10

The smart disappointment has announced before exciting from the community

I see it when i believe it

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I feel flattered, you even improved it