Biggest incel cope: “Hookers are cheaper than a gf”

Every time I hear that shit on this site I know whoever’s posting is either a bucket crab incel, or an ugly betabuxxer with a gold-digging wife. If you’re good looking, a gf will save you time (cooking/cleaning for you) and money (picking up the bill ~half the time), and she won’t ask you to buy her anything

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> If you’re good looking,
that's less than 5% of men

You don't pay a hooker to fuck, You pay them to leave afterwards.

How do you explain the fact that the majority of escort clients is comprised of married men?

So if you never pay them you get unlimited hooker access, why has nobody done this before?

Most married men are fat, ugly, and/or manlet losers.
All you have to do is be in-shape, 6’+, and not grotesque

>All you have to do is be in-shape, 6’+, and not grotesque

Oh, is that all?
So I need to be in the top 0.001% of males to have access to 99.999% of females?

As a married man myself, the only reason I use escorts is because while I wanna fuck other women, the odds of getting caught and divorce raped are much lower if I use professionalvescort services.

high testo pilled.
>good looking whitefag here
>gf never EVER asks shit from me
>5 year relationship

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Are you actually retarded?

Great thread 10/10

I'm only the 1st part. Looks like it's escorts for me

they're gross

Yes, I’m retarded and you’re a faggot.

Only 14.5% of the population is 6'+. I'd imagine the % that is 6'+, fit and not ugly is probably like 2%.

Goes same way with women, I didn’t think I was that picky but I am

>not a single mom
>not fat
Probably that as a woman puts you in the top 10% then cut down the available women and you get to like 5% then add anything else and it’s hopeless

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38% of young adults (18 to 25) are considered normal weight (BMI of 18.5 to 24.9). A study I looked at for Boston, showed that of women who are single mother's, only 5% were 18-24.

So just normal weight and not a single mother is not that statistically unusual, at least while girls are young. After 25 it's a shitshow. So the moral of the story that everyone already knows, get them while they're young.

I have never and will never fuck a hooker. The thrill of sex is knowing the woman wants to submit to you, that she wants your dick.

I don't think you're good looking nor do I think you ever got laid.
>If you’re good looking, a gf will
Big fucking emphasis on I F and not W I L L.
Not all women are going to be your house wife because your mom calls you handsome.

>You don't pay a hooker to fuck
Yes you do.
>You pay them to leave afterwards.
They wouldn't talk to your gross ass without money, so trying to sound cool makes you come off as dumb.
You pay for a blowjob and to feel up some tits/ass and then go on your way.
Fuck sake, cunt, half the time YOU go to THEIR place.
You never bought a hooker nor gotten laid.

>just be top 10% bro
You are an npc so you didn’t even consider wasting time on a neurotic bag of flesh with no personality
>inb4 I have no personality too so females have personality to me