LE MERGE HAS SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED

im so proud of you

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO FAIL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a new age

thank you it was all me, zoidberg

ethersisters, we made it

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Nothing. A good currency doesn't provide dopamine rushes for an audience.

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now plebs realize it doesnt change the fees at all, just richfags dont have to pay for gpus every year now, rich get richer..

OH FUCK ITS OVER

we won, time for 500x and shib 50000x

creb

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we put bobo on the fucking ground and stomp his head into paste

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Now that the hullabaloo about the settlement layer has been settled, we will be turning our focus to the real future star, chainlink and it's numerous announcements and capabilities soon coming.

Fucking kek
>le google of crypto
bags forever packed

Fuck the merge I hate eth. Woke pieces of shit.

So can I finally run my own node?

now the ETH network can expand and go mainstream and make us rich

People are already positioning into the big potential alts like RLC.
See you at 1000$ per RLC next year.

Eth staking will allure the public for the next 6 -12 months untill people get bored of it, slowly getting back into degen rug pulls. at that point CL will release staking to the general public at 4.5% (eth will be 5%) at which point it will go to 0. Seriously dont buy it!!!

WE DID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMIIIINNNGGGGGGGGGGG

Are we sure chain link (ticker: LINK) will run on the Eth network post-merge?

It’s still an old-school ERC20 token

God I hope this is a legit question and you're actually this ingorant/new/dumb.

You fucks are retards. This shit will dump.

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Lol agreed but seriously jesus lol

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