>wake up
>Absol STILL isn't real
>cry and go back to sleep again
Maybe someday it will finally happen…
Wake up
Nicholas Mitchell
Parker Wood
>does nothing
>nothing happens
WoW
Charles Ortiz
It won't, sorry.
Unless...
Logan Kelly
>absol will never be real
Jonathan Mitchell
I am legally forbidden from ever giving up my hopes of wishing for it to become real outside of my mind
Evan Clark
Absol is usable, but it's not great. Its plain design rivals that of Furfrou, but without the generation gimmick of personalizing the hairstyle. Whatever crime you committed to be forced to wish for ABSOL over most other mons must have been one hell of a misdemeanor.
Brody Ward
My crime is called "this is NOT a dog"
And its a battle doomed to be lost…
Jayden Anderson
absol is one of those pokemon I used to like, but exposure to its fanbase has stripped away what I liked about it. cute absol just feels wrong, like you're making something else completely. disrespectful.
Blake Gutierrez
>My crime is called "this is NOT a dog"
You're coming up on about 6 generations too late to make that argument. And Absol is supposed to be a literal omen not some "cute and fluffy" trashmon
James Phillips
nobody cares about absol except for sex. He is a trashmon as well.
Grayson Taylor
>irl absol
Ryan Lee
Not even close
Grayson Wood
>posting pictures of my wife on Any Forums
unfathomably based. Have a picdump.
Mason King
Austin Peterson
Adrian Miller
Adam Turner
Absol!
Caleb Jenkins
Daniel James
*wake up, go back to sleep*
Luke Thompson
There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who don't like cute Absol. What the fug.
Julian Robinson
Justin Wood
Thomas Harris
nigga what the fuck are you talking about? no one who likes Absol gives a shit about Furfrou and especially doesn’t give a shit that Absol hasn’t been meta since gen 4 when it was a gengar/alakazam counter