/smg/ - Stock Market General

Gas station edition

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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You boys having fun?

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>NOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT STOCKS IN SMG YOU HAVE TO BE BEARISH ABOUT EVERYTHING NO STOCK CAN EVER GO UP IN A RECESSION EVER STOP TRYING JUST STICK A DILDO UP YOUR A-

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Mumus you beheem yourselves

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NU

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Not yet. Hoping Rail strike crashes market and my VIX prints.

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Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back.
In light of recent dumps, it's an honor to be joined by men...

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Not until you actually cause pain powell. This shit is nothing, youre just tickling the market, they dont believe you have the balls to raise rates.

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first for NIGGER

Somebody in this pic is a sex trafficker I just don't know which one

>t. down 30% YTD
stop trying to fight the Fed dumb Mumu, you won't find that stock you're looking for and even if you do, why? Just buy some SOXS or SARK lmao

>Why yes, I am feeling fine with my boomer divvies portfolio

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Yes.tomorrow crash will be good

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>boomers
>boomer stocks
>dividend chuds

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these are prefutures, real futures start after hours. and you know whow i know this? because on yahoo finance, the futures graph doesnt show up until 4 hours after market close. checkmate retards. when premarket opens is that still futures? no futures are over and market trading has begun, pre-market trading.

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>down 30% YTD
Where are you pulling these numbers from? I'm up 100% from the SIGA run and PRTY

mr baker i appreciate your enthusiasm but could you bake when the thread is on page 8-10, or at least after its past 300 posts
biz is not such a fast board

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explain to me why I should care about the crypto merge or I will kill this rabbit in my hand

Also, why the fuck are you even here if you hate talking about stocks?
I'm not even a mumu you dumbfuckistani pajeet. I said bear market. I'm bearish ahaha. Sectors can rally in bear markets you newfag.

Hello fellow divvy chad

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I don’t know what a crypto merge is bro

i want to see you kill the rabbit frankly.

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Don't beclown yourself

Geese have teeth wtf man!

Mr. Boomer what stocks are you holding?

100 threads and you pick the worst one to ask this question in

A long awaited upgrade for ETH is happening in like 7 hours. ETH is the 2nd biggest crypto by mcap. It's a controversial upgrade and some people hate it, price will probably move somewhat when it happens
Now kill the rabbit

co-signed I honestly wish all the snarkball faggots in this thread would go kts

buncha owls in this thread

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>JMIA

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Looks like something has escaped the filth pits.

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What's your overall dividend rate? I'm curious what a normal rate looks like.

They out here thinking they're Michael fucken Burry after learning what an inverse etf is, as if half of us aren't already profiting from this.

The problem is as soon as the market starts to crab, or even slow down on its downward course, you need to find alternatives. That's the whole fucken point.
FUCKEN NEWFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD

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today I swung trade SQQQ and TQQQ and actually made up all my losses for the day (-4k). First time doing that and it was pretty kino.

Im not selling until VIX is over 40.

>tfw just got jepi and going to get schd and maybe an oil stock to start my divies
I see the argument for oil and divies now in this down turn. The divies help you buy the dip on your favorite growth stocks.