Sex With uhhh.....uh

Sex With uhhh.....uh.....

*looks up random number generator and sets the max number to 905*
*gets 711*
*looks up 711 on bulbapedia*

Sex With uhhh....Sex with Gourgeist!

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I wanna FUCK that pumpkin!

every pokemon is fuckable somehow

Voltorb?

i want it to blow my dick off

Pumpkaboo is so much cuter, I wish it didn't evolve.

i feel like someone could make a bot that automatically makes threads on Any Forums like this one and the quality of the board would not change in any noticable way

There's dozens of unfuckable pokemon and that's a good thing, designing your game's pokedex around your dick is bad game design
>grimer
>muk
>ghaslty line
>voltorb
>electrode
>magnemite
>magneton
>porygon
that's not even all of them from gen 1 let alone the full natdex.

>any of those
>unfuckable

You're not fooling anyone with these unsubstantiated coomer claims, just let it go

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Considering how popular slime girls are, I'm not sure if I can give you Grimer and Muk being unfuckable. I'm sure someone's into that.

Have you seen the Gastly line's tongues, bro?
And Grimer and Muk hit goo/slime kinks.

Same, I waited all my life for a pumpkin pokemon and ended up severely disappointed

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>implying anyone would attempt to engage in sexual activity with a literal pile of diseased sludge (or semisolid garbage if you count regional forms) guaranteed to make you sick instantly upon contact
There's probably hygiene PSAs in the pokemon world about not touching grimers shown in schools

>wear a pecha scarf
ah gg ez

You can't fuck an Onix you sick fuck.

Same with all of these and more.
>Ghastly line
Ghastly can shapeshift into a pretty girl. The stupid ashime told me so.

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>You can't fuck an Onix you sick fuck.
it has a gender, it has a dick/pussy to work with

It's called a condom. Checkmate, kid.

you might as well go to a nuclear waste dump and dry hump the puddles there because that is literally the same thing
grimer and muk are unfuckable

All of them besides the legendaries and mythicals not named Manaphy

>voltorb
>electrode
>magnemite
>magneton
yeah i'm thinking anal beads with some electro stimulating prostate action

Arctovish is the only pokemon with no porn

nobody tell this guy about bug chasers or coprophiliacs