It's flat, thin body

>It's flat, thin body
UNOOOOOWNHHHH

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>cunny right in the center
unown-A was literally built for sex

that's a shota

>wanting to molest an 70+-year old atomic bomb imprint brought to life
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Cunnyfags would never follow through if it was right in front of them

You're not ok

>70+-year old atomic bomb imprint
stop, you're brain is rotting from these poketuber theories

Atomic bomb imprint? Where on earth did you get that from

Unowns are cool. It's sad the main games didn't try anything clever with them

He's alph?

It's a headcanon popular among idiots.

Don't make me post Glury.

I usually have this meme, but this one was actually funny. Well played kek

"un-own"

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damn it's almost like the personification of hieroglyphics or something
go learn something so you can stave off your brain rot

When I was a kid and some bully threw an insult I'd whip out one of my Unown cards and yell "Un-owned!" then they'd take the card and run away.
I know technically I was losing my own cards but in theory I was just using up mental health potions.

it's called having patrician taste

>Implying that its not Sunflora who are possessed by the dead spirits of Nagasaki nuclear bombing
NGMI

at least give me the source so I can judge how good headcanon this is

kek

>>It's flat, thin body

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Of course not, more often then not assaulters are someone the victim knows. Keep her away from unown-B

I never heard of it so I want to hear of it, I don't care about canon and no one should

I don't like Unown. When I entered the Ruins of Alph for the first time they spelled out "FAGGOT" and "NECK YOURSELF".

Jerks.

that was me sorry