Cutiefly if they real

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>they
Fuck off SJW.

Darmanitan if he real

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Is that real? I want one as a pet.

They is plural, man. There are two flies in that image.

cutie

Hoverflies are real. They don't live long enough to make a good pet though

Yes. It's a bee fly. They drink nectar, scoop pollen onto their fluffy bodies, and pollinate flowers.

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That's not a hoverfly. This is a hoverfly. Cutiefly is based on bee flies. They're notable because they lay their eggs inside bee and wasp nests buried in the ground. However, they don't land to lay eggs. They hover above the hole and perform an orbital bombardment. When the eggs hatch, they instinctively seek out bee and wasp larvae/eggs and eat them then get fed by the wasps until the spring.

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Wtf, I thought it was an overly cutified bee, but it's actually real.
>anastoechus nitidulus

Can you eat those bugs?

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pharmacy opens at 8am

toucannon if he real

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you know what I don't like about this thing? It's just a fucking toucan. That's it. They drew a real life toucan and made it cartoony. Seriously, it looks like someone took this toucan and put it in the game.

Older pokemon actually had personalities to them. They had quirks that separated them from actual animals. This thing? It's. Just. A. TOUCAN.

Mokney free..

Toucans are very territorial. I saw them in the wild and they dive bomb your head yo scare you off

And he's pissed!

Naw, he's pissed because he got banned from OU right after release. Out of one cage into another

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rent-free

Yeah! Like Dewgong, Persian, Krabby, Charizard.... oh wait
And yes, I know dragons aren't real but Charizard is literally just a generic cartoon dragon so the same criticism applies. There have always been straight-shot animal pokemon.

Ice-types suck!
>New Ice-type
>It terrorizes OU
>ban
Ice-types suck!
And on and on it goes