The ETH merge is turning out to be a huge fucking disaster

The ETH merge is turning out to be a huge fucking disaster.

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So funny to me they actually bought into that shit narrative

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It's even worse that so many people are still holding.

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why is it a huge disaster bobo?

imagine if the ETH merge actually fails. setting aside the obvious sell the news dump, on the 1% chance it fails...GIGA DUMP

Can't fix stupid

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If it wont fail, it is huge bullcock for you, if it fails then yes.

Amen brother

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>turning out to be
Ah yes because Ethereum Incorporated has always made excellent choices thus far

>global markets collapsing
>this is Ethereum's fault
Post your short you 70 IQ clown

I need eth maxis to livestream it pls
don't let your deaths go to waste, give us some entertainment

what are you even talking about?
open Etherscan and see how much whales have been buying recently
Bitdao alone buys like 380 ETH daily

Merge? What is it, a video game?

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>mETH founders perfectly dumping on top
next dump when?

This. Nothing will happen. ETH won't flip BTC. BTC won't pump in the current state of the market. So the merge will probably be a nothing-burger short term.

really? passsss the hash

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Stop user, my shorts can only get so hard

i don't like your tone but here it is

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that's from January, and they don't always time the top

Eth might flip btc for a small period of time
Amerifat btc holders are going to have a rude awakening tomorrow morning you’ve been warned

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>talk about the merge on bloomberg a month ago
>eth dumps a month later just before PoS kicks in
like a clockwerk

wronged and longed