/smg/ - Stock Market General

Who Home Depot side hustle here?

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>Nationwide continual train horn honking
Oh yes.

I was cheering like a motherfucker until I checked my portfolio and realized bonds did nothing and felt gay for not buying more DRV after it did the fake and gay dump to 40 for the seventh time this year.

I’m gonna kys if we don’t recovery to 400

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I've been bear shilling for a week but just letting you niggers know if SPY shows resistance at 388-390 you should start accumulating bull positions again.

Yesterday I talked about shemitah and you called me stupid. You deserve to lose.

OH FUCK YOU CAUSED THE 6.6% BLOWOUT TODAY. I'M GONNA GET YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

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where does this little girl get all her money?

If you really want to make it you'll need to buy a Manscape(tm) trimmer so you can really tighten up that bussyline.

Tomorrow is gonna be even worse isn't it

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kek

14750 account balance for those wondering.

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>Biden Admin Reportedly Ready To Refill Strategic Petroleum Reserve At $80/BBL
So how the fuck does this even work? Who will he buy it from? Would it be a little bit per day? This is unprecedented right?
Oil basically reversed all its loses on this news lmfao.

And the account number?

move the decimal 2 places over

From a hairy and fat old dad

REMINDER:

you do NOT lose money if you do NOT open your portfolio.

(This fact has been checked by both the CDC and the IRS)

gonna be a red week isnt it?

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They're cutting inflation, why would you think the market wouldn't crash? it's unironically over

How much worse will the stock markets get when the railroad strikes start on Friday this week?

Copypasted this shit from another user;

On September 16th, we could possibly see the biggest railroad strike to happen since 1877. Over 115,000 railworkers are expected to strike and walk out leaving entire lines of trains idle on the tracks. This is significant since over 1/3 of our supply chains come from the trains. Food, metals and even coal come from the railroads.

The MSM claim that certain unions like UPRR have reached tentative agreements. But it really does seem like they were only tentative and didn't really go anywhere. Class 1 railroads are already reducing service and Tuesday will also have networks shut down belonging to Norfolk.

twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1569105470790733825
twitter.com/arijashe/status/1568374437925249027
twitter.com/Reuters/status/1569117371356307456
twitter.com/thehill/status/1568560183218929664
twitter.com/JOC_Updates/status/1568381665231179781
twitter.com/business/status/1569155352150609929
twitter.com/kcz_ws_mike/status/1569010912010412032
twitter.com/theresamlewis/status/1569004060489011200
twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1568366890984112128

If this strike goes on for even a month, we could probably go into a Great Depression real fucking soon. This might also inspire the rest of the freight industries like longshoremen, truckers, mailmen etc. to go on strikes throughout the nation too.

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>week

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how much did they cost?

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Everything is fake and gay. They are telling the markets that oil is going to 80/b.. I won't be shocked at all when futures move to exactly 80.00

niggerstonguemyanus
but in binary

we all expected it I hope and the neon green bull posts last week were shitposts. I HOPE NO ONE LOST MONEY TODAY.

Holy shit I just looked at how SOXL did today KEK

Give me one reason to work at a Home Depot when I could just work from home

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bruh look at the NASDAQ

>bobos

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>work from home
Doing what?

I honestly am completely dumbfounded by that statement, I don't know if its an inverse psychology 4d strategy or just plain old boomer stupidity.

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Unironically, there's a qt that works at my local home depot too. It's my favorite store desu.
I'm pretty sure they're going to try and make $80 per barrel the price in a long term contract, but whoever is on the other side of it has to be retarded to accept that price. I think it could pump well above that level to fuck over Biden.

My hunch is we crab until CHOO-CHOO Friday

1. Who the fuck is he going to buy from?
2. how will he pay for it?

Labor Secretary and Beantown Boy Marty Walsh about to make a (((deal)))

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Why don't we simply pay down our debt and raise interest rates to 10%

Sex

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My questions or the fact Biden is going to buy 180 MILLION BARRELS of oil at $80 per barrel?
>1.
No fucking idea. I guess anyone he can?
>2.
I assume congress will need to pass some kind of spending package.

I know a latina shaped just like this but shes about 10% less white

>buy?
thats very antisemitic. We will be seizing those barrels at 80/share.

Just make a depot IN your home!

Because its better to pay it off per coupon rates and invest the rest into the country instead of sinking all our revenue into debt payment. As the investments produce more tax revenue the debt is easier to service anyway.

Probably just a bag of mushrooms. Don't give whores any money user

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Honestly i get more pleasure looking at charts nowadays

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How do I stop getting myself into a weed coma and schizophrenically revenge trade my portfolio away 2k to 5k losses at a time. I went long the vix, Nancy goes to Taiwan and prints my calls but I was too schizo to take a daily 30% profit on 75% of my portfolio. Missed out on plug doubling even though I wanted to get in when all the insiders bought at 16.50 but didn't because the financials are obviously not legit. Played NVDA well when they adjusted Q2 guidance before earnings and bought and sold for profit. Then I sold naked short strangles when it dumped to 135 and got fucked by IV and martingaled like a tard so I couldn't get out green. Then I flipped back to SPY and continued to martingale like a tard and wipe out all my legit daily gains. There seems to be a direct correlation with FED news days, weed smoking, and an unsuccessful martingale to a $5k loss. I'm good for about 2 of those days a month. Then the rest of the days I seem to do fine when I clear my head. I need some motivation to keep doing this, I really dont want to get a job unless it's doing this same thing with a team.