Do Pokémon rape humans?
Do Pokémon rape humans?
Cooper Gomez
Owen Morris
Well, if they did, they'd get away with it. The court of law in the pokemon world is so heavily stacked against humans it isn't even funny.
A pokemon could break into a house, do something demented against the owner's will, and if caught by a nosy neighbour or something, both the humans would likely get in trouble. It's fucked.
Ethan Thomas
Oh, no. Haha. Why would a Pokémon incriminate a human like? That's so cruel!
It just gets even worse when you think about the countless naive boys that venture into a journey alone and without supervision!
Can you imagine the immoral obscene things an evil Pokémon could force them to do? Haha, it's so frightening I can't stop laughing. Haha.
Liam Thomas
This bitch is horny.
Zachary Scott
Yes. We know this for a fact. Tentacool molest people, Hypno kidnap people, Drifloon kidnaps CHILDREN and who knows how those things fuck, there's the whole thing about never letting kids into tall grass where Pokemon are, nobody talks about (but everyone obviously knows since they call it breeding) how Pokemon reproduce...
It's because if you're stood in front of a Pokemon that has attract it's going to fuck you and get away with it, and if you're a female you're going to lay an egg or ten.
Ayden Evans
>We bring the witness Anonymous up to the stand.
>So, Mr. Anonymous, you're saying that the cat MADE you pull down your pants and present yourself to her? And that you couldn't stop yourself?
Zachary Butler
>Let the record show that the Espeon in question does not know the moves Captivate, Attract, OR Hypnosis.
Matthew Clark
I do not know but I certainly hope so.
Jeremiah Ortiz
Yes
Matthew Nelson
what do you think espeon did after she knocked out lorenzo in the 5th movie
David Davis
This guy and his pre-evo most certainly do.
Kevin Evans
Why would Latias rape a boy?
Aaron Gray
thanks doc
Justin Green
You'd better hope they don't, because me and my Snorlax are coming to find you OP
James Davis
I wish they did
Adrian Martin
God I hope so.
Christopher Butler
>A bewitching aroma wafts from its flower. The fragrance becalms those engaged in a battle.
Imagine you're out in the woods, looking for mushrooms, and you come across a fat fucking horny toad. You want to run, but one whiff and all your inhibitions and will to fight go away. Now what?
That's what would happen if pokemon were real, and Any Forums has no problem with that.
Christian Rodriguez
All the time. But plenty other Pokemon get the human to consent first. All depends on the Pokemon's taste.
Alexander Rogers
Just use defog or wear a mask. You only get tentacle rape if you want to.
Levi Lee
Well, obviously.
Andrew Moore
christ almighty
Adam Lewis
Humans are Pokemon according to the lore, and they used to marry each other.
Adrian Parker
Nope. Would you consider sticking your dick in a fleshlight raping it? I'm sure you're well aware of what I'm talking about here. You're just using it for it's designed purpose, much like how thats what humans are designed for.
Using a tool to get the job done is nature and nothing more.