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CLEVELAND STEAMER

The US capital is being evacuated, happening right now. developments coming.

what the fuck is going on?

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My mans took one look at his portfolio and decided the time has come.

Fake news, everything is ok.

6uild
6ack
6etter

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STOCKS DUMP ON NEWS OF STOCK SELLOFF

>What's he saying boys, we need to know

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This is the Olive Garden menu. I will be dining in. But I will be deciding early now what the best meal is at Olive Garden.

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So... about that rail freight union strike on Friday...

msn.com/en-us/news/politics/freight-rail-strike-threatens-supply-chains-prompting-white-house-planning/ar-AA11Mftn

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What are some good euro renewables excluding solar? Do you think Germany will drop the green narrative an burn coal to provide affordable electricity?

Guy in a red hat dropped a stinky fart. Needless to say, it caused a mass panic

Jerome has blood on his hands.

whatever we’re past due

You just know

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Biden was in there sniffling a little girl's hair and they don't want the media to see.

If the menu isn't in Italian, it's shit. You're better off going to McDonalds.

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I found out (((very))) recently that I have kike coursing through my veins. It has completely shifted my worldview, and hitler did in fact do something wrong. I always wondered why im one of the only people here who makes money and now I know.

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What dips did you guys buy?

For me, it was MARA

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bears are always right. question is when.

I made a stinky poopy fart so they evacuated lmao gottem.

I wanted to buy VIX calls or puts on spy today but my broker won't let me because our country is in a time of mourning.

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ONE of each of my positions, plus 3 HD because it shit itself so hard.

beclown poster you beclowned yourself

1Y > 20Y

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Bull thesis:
>after such a huge red day its obviously going to be green tomorrow
>quad witching is usually green because ((they)) (you know who) will want to burn all the fresh puts that came in today
> the FOMC meeting will only raise by 75bps, which means the 100bps that got priced in today will be moot causing an even larger pump
fact is, the bottom is in, now we just crab after some more pumping. today was your "crash" hope you enjoyed it

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You think the crash is bad now, wait until the republicans win and they allow the crash to really go in order to save 2024.

I DEMAND A BAILOUT AND A REFUND NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Sleepy Joe made an oopsie poopsie on the floor

the crash is finally here bearbros

now what

We may actually punch a new low now. Fuck

20% of a 100 bps.

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buy the dip

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I went to a department store in a whiter city than where I am currently stuck. What a difference.

>Olive Garden is shit
Says the soijack soiboy.

but the dip is just starting

I'm not buying until they make shorting illegal temporarily again like they did in 2008.
Because clearly, CLEARLY, shorting is good for the economy if that needs to happen.

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start the count

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>soijack soiboy
really couldnt come up with something better than that eh

You're pathetic. You know that? Why the fuck do you even thing the chain still exists

Quad witching might be green just to screw over some dumb money retail weekly puts.

I wouldn't be surprised if jpow actually does 100bps.. I'm not gonna gamble on it. I'll bull after we bottom from fed meeting

Can we cool it with the antisemitism?

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Supported by Fed and QE. Hikes are still going up and most importantly QT is doubling this month.

I'm reporting all of them to my (new) favorite organization, the ADL.

S&P at a dangerous level for bulls and bears here

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Bullchads...

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How much is the fish?

my new jewish bretheren, where do I get a kosher cap?

welp, see you guys at 2900

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>All those fucking gaps

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Asshole, no one could come on your mother's face like that either. Tell me why the stores still exist then you fucking neanderthal .

you could say...the danger zone
youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

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>UNDAH DA KNEE
>UNDAH DA KNEE
>COUNTERFEIT TWENTY
>DRUGS I TOOK PLENTY
>NOW I CANT BREATHE

>IN THE CAR I FLOPPED AROUND
>I SAID PUT ME ON THE GROUND
>ITS NOT MUCH BETTER
>HOW WORSE COULD THIS GETTAH?
>HERE COMES THE KNEE

>UNDAH DA KNEE
>UNDAH DA KNEE
>THERES SOME ACCUSATIONS
>OF BREATHING FRUSTRATIONS
>UNDAH DA KNEE

>BANANAS ARE WHAT I LIKE TO HOLD
>NOW IM IN A CASKET MADE OF GOLD
>BUILDINGS WERE BURNING
>BLACK PEOPLE SPERGING
>OVER DA KNEE

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OY VEY HOPE YOU LIKED TODAY FRIENDS MORE TO COME

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>CNBC: Housing losses outpace Sp500
OOOOO im gonna be able to buy a house soon!

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shalom

Is this video antisemitic?

youtube.com/watch?v=r2UFzc7N_vE

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Stupid son of a bitch won't even try to grasp why the chain still exists

Doesn't matter, all of these things make the labour market tighter, the problem is that you have the perspective of the employee and not the employer.
Labour is the most precious commodity in the whole market, if the price of labour rises without a corresponding rise in productivity so does the price of every thing else.
As the labour market gets tighter arbitrage increases non-linearly, productivity also goes down as employers have to scrape the barrel.
This is the primary cause of core inflation and the only way that the fed can fix it is by putting pain on to buisnesses to reduce their demand for labour and to put pain on the unemployed (either retired or welfare) to increase the supply.

It's horrible, but it's how the system works, every attempt to avoid it just ends up back in the same place.

It's gonna be another 5 years of amazing house prices followed by another decade of impossibly high prices

Sorry t break this to you. History indicates markets go down. A lot. Everyone is a long term investor or a leveraged asset swinger until the market falls.

Source? I'm coping hard.

PRTY bros, what the fuck were those weird ass candles today?
>dip -11% at open, recover almost all 5 minutes later
>rips out a +6% candle right before power hour

>The only way to tackle inflation is to make the people who are hurt by inflation hurt more
Seems like this system has a serious (it looks like fatally serious, if you're right) flaw.

He's not even going to answer it. Fucking dipshit. Why is it still a chain.

lmao

I will when the time comes. I do not think this is the time.

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just not gonna do it.

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