/smg/ - Stock Market General

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BUDDY ITS CALLED DOWN 1000 POINTS

TAKE EM ALL OUT

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first for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

buddy
Buddy
BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

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the low volume dump is fake and gay

>Oil flat

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ITS OGREE 1000 POINT DROP BOOBOO TUESDAY MUMUS REKT GOD SAVE THE KING BLACK SWAN TRAIN EVENT 2022

*plays the card

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buddy we told you not to get involved in that

>intc value investors

it keeps happening bros

ONE THOUSAND POINTS

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so we're just gonna revery back to last weeks everything

>currency back to where it was
>stocks
>commodities

proof that the market is fake and gay. Just earn more money and stick all your money in the market in the next 6 months and you'll be 10x richer in 2030

STOP SELLING!!!!

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What are the chances the market goes back up and we enter a bull market in the next 6-7 months?

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I bought CX, X, and CENX.

Biden was serious about rebuilding America... Right?

I'm a Bobo and even I have to admit that's some relentless dumping

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Good afternoon sirs. I hope everyone's holding up.

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>overreaction

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*enters the thread

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I'm doing f...fine

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SQQQ

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I know begging and advertising isn’t aloud but fuck it I’ll take the ban. Like and subscribe to my stupid /diy/ YouTube so I can get build a foundation for YouTube bucks.
youtu.be/pYJrGZyKsUk

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Anyone buying here? Or we waiting?

Bull bros........... Cpi was not in fact cooling

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100 BPS INCOMING
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Welcome to /smg/!
>The thread where everything's made up and the points don't matter!
>That's right the points are like an American citizen on election day.
>To start off this thread we've got scenes from a hat. Our first scene is "Things you can say about your stock portfolio, but not your girlfriend."

Quad Witching this Friday. LOL

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That chart is such garbage. Who on earth would have bought into that any time in the past year? Is this your brain on divvies?

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youtube.com/watch?v=51vJ5WfxxQg
You were warned

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>Imagine having a 401k right now
>imagine thinking you're getting a good deal in an 8% inflationary environment with a hawkish fed
>imagine being long at all outside daytrading
>imagine being bullish on a dead country like America
lol, lmao even

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WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

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OH FUCK! That's a massive swing.

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I'm doing my best. NSC and UNP are going to get what they fucking deserve.

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Would you prefer a high volume dump instead?

>I slurped the dip.

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How do you think stocks will act at a sustained positive interest rates and qt. It breaks every time, couldn't even normalize in 2018

Yeah core CPI doubling MoM with gas and oil both down is pretty fucking bad

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Who do we blame for todays crash?

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They still haven't listened
He still is at loose
Hell is here
Hell will stay

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Low volume dump means no one is buying which is even worse. High volume means everyone selling, but this is just a slow bleed of no bidders

Name one country with a positive outlook on the future.

If you can't, then why expect money oiles to be thrown anywhere else besides America?

Fed needs to not back off then. Just hold it there until markets finally get the message to change behavior. Or wait until inflation drops and cut rates down lol.

when it comes in at 75bps market will pump

So when will the raising rates make rent come down?

>I just ignore it when it goes down

I blame Joe fucking Biden.

been working like a retard today and am out of the loop
why is everything shitting the bed?

I think we all know whos behind it.

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COPE
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NONONONONONONONONONONO

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Piles*

how is vix moving like this??

society

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What's Biden endgame?

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I bought more VOO.

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above expectation CPI

i went 3x bear nasdaq at open

we call this a reverse bull market

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What happened to him?

probably but 100 bps will send it at least 10% lower from here

yikes bro

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#1 issue is inflation and the psychological effects. They can pivot afterwards but they won't stop till they crush inflation. Way higher risk of them overshooting like always than a pivot, pivot is wayyyyyy fucked up probabilities of, copium shit

Unironically India. They've navigated things well, seem to have their shit together politically & technologically, and just saw their rival Pakistan knocked out by megafloods.

NASDAQ -5% IS COMING!!! I TOLD YOU!!!

MY SOXS IS UP 16.5%!!!!

bear squad

>china sanctions
but when Trump does it, it's racist. got it.

CRASHING THIS CUNTRY WITH NO SURVIVORS

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I am so glad to be cashgang right now

probably and that's why it's a dumb idea to try and short FOMC. It pumps every time so far. Wouldn't surprise me if they have someone step in to buy to save face for Jerome. Would look really bad if he started flapping his lips and the market sold off.

ETH merge on Thurs

Interesting

I'm glad i pulled out early while everybody else was still in.
capcha: PRTAY
ARE WE HAVING A PARTY BROS?

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power hour
POWERING DOWN THAT IS

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Trade war, but he's going to fuck this up (just like he fucked up the desegregation of public schools) and get us in a hot war.

what are you guys doing to try and forget the pain of today

for me its drinking guinness and watching a shitty movie (cowboys & aliens)

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WHO TOLD YOU TO REDEEM BHENCHOD? YOUR MOTHER A GROUP!

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NOOOOOO STOOOOOOP

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>their shit together politically
kek are you kidding? India isnt stable and has its economy crashing too.

Nothing’s coming down until Powell gets unemployment to go up. There’s too many overvalued tech companies handing out insane salaries to tech bros who do fucking nothing all day. When Powell can get those workers shifted into blue collar industries that need workers (like in the dot com bubble), inflation will finally come down

Reminder we are having a MASSIVE up day if you flip the charts upside down!

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Is it the golden one? Or is it brown, maybe black even

You've set me back bobo, but you wont be able to keep my natural gas down for long.

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there's not a pink mare, so there's no party
yet

see that's the thing, there is no money dummy. The curtain was pulled back and now everyone realizes that money in and of itself has no value. The only thing propping it up is the fed and tutes forced to. No reason to be long anything right now even buffet said it at one point that you need to focus on the things you're good at and capitalize on them and not think about the market anymore. It's over. for a long time people won't be using the American stock market as a piggu bank.

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When did Kurumi's Kurumis get so big?

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>at top 10 numerical dow drops in a single day
Doesnt mean much as companies get bigger on the dow but still ugly.

Don't be a fag.

I told you guys to invest in Israel. You get all of the upside of USA with no downside.

youtube.com/watch?v=aGpeD2LJKpE

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Brazil if Bolsonaro wins this election
only actual country with deflation and positive growth this year.

WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION

WOAHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WOAHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT THAT ALMOST 1000 POINTS DOWN

THEY'RE GONNA HALT TRADING WE CAN'T STOP THE TRADING

>Nothing’s coming down until Powell gets unemployment to go up
The fed has to pursue maximum employment. Rates were supposed to affect core CPI but rent seems to give literally zero fucks about what the feds doing, based on this report.

Listen, the stock market crashing is ACTUALLY a good thing because it destroys white peoples wealth!

Of course Biden announces fucking incoming sanctions on China the same day everything is already tumbling, kek'd

GOOD
MORNING
SIRS

PLEASE BUY THE DIP SIRS

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Checked

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India has a fucking horrible outlook in the future. Their government is a total mess that is regressing hugely (Hindu theocrats are coming into power, not addressing economic vulnerabilities, still subsidizing a capital sinkhole that is the indian agrarian economy)

India gdp in 2017 was 2.65 trillion and in was 2.85 trillion in 2021. A growth of barely 200 billion in 4 years, average of 1.7% per year, which is absolutely crazy for a developing country. Manufacturing and production management has been the biggest concern for our country.


You know what's fucking insane? India has potential to become like Taiwan x10 with how many semiconductor resources India has. But they are too fucked with their messy infrastructure to be even close to getting their semiconductor industry up and started.


When (or more likely IF) India gets their act together with semiconductor, semiconductor prices will drop a lot and the world economy should accelerate because that means more productivity multipliers using semi chips, etc.

But that won't happen if India keeps electing retards who blame circumcised Muslims for economic issues

Good morning sir

Rents are sticky. Until people are u employer and tongueing landlords anus inflation will not abate.

Exactly. Lower asset prices is good.

We are literally in the process of reducing the wealth gap

The fed is trying to save the dollar/inflation (thus WAGES!!!)

>isnt stable
Huh? You think the US is in a more stable position? Or the EU is? China?

>its economy crashing too
fred.stlouisfed.org/series/NAEXKP01INQ652S seems not great, not terrible. What are your metrics for crashing?

thats not israel thats gay new yorker shit
ngmi

youtube.com/watch?v=OusYokq7aVw

Good morning sir.

The market isn't going down fast enough. I'm going to lose money on my put options. Fucking Jews.

I SEX YOUR MOTHER YOU BLOODY BASTARD!!!

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we call them jew yorkers around here bud

well did you slurp yet dow? btw nvda starts to look now kinda slurpable after solid -8% day

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India first must deport 1 billion to US

>rent seems to give literally zero fucks about what the feds doing, based on this report.
investopedia.com/terms/o/owners-equivalent-rent.asp

Alright look don't talk about my people like that. I recently found out I have kike blood in me and my perception of the world has changed. I now realize why I made it by the age of 30 when no one else I know did.

What did they mean by this?

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I solded.

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What’s your strike and expiration

yea I sold for a neat 30% profit
what can I say, I didn't want to hold when the rally came

Give me some reparations now Moshe

Your people? You me our people right? Fucking moron.

>was right
>almost exclusively short positions
>nothing is running, up 1%
I dont even know whats wrong with my portfolio.

Tell that to Paul Volcker:

>inflation was out of control for years
>Volcker came along and said enough is enough
>jacked rates up so high that unemployment went to 10%
>devastated blue collar workers at the time and gave no fucks about it

Why do you think Powell keeps talking about the inflation of the 70s and 80s? He’s trying to avoid inflation lasting for a decade like it did back then, but he can’t come out and say “I’m trying to get a bunch of people fired and destroy their garbage companies”. But that’s how you kill inflation if supply can’t be fixed

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Correct. Their growth has been terrible and theyre retrograding with the government going off the deep end of stupid.

BUDDY LOOK AT APFEL COMPUTER

They meant fuck you goy

You will make it, user.

my folio is buck broken and niggered

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seriously WHAT THE FUCK spy is down almost 4%

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Bullbros...

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Remember this is what you voted for. this is what you all wanted

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>10yr went up 10bp
>tmv/tyo barely moved
The fuck?

My people. I have not verified your jew status as you do nothing but lose money while I have nothing but gains.
reparations for whom? Show me your hands.

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"Chicken Breast" from a can.

Do Americans really?

mine too.. come here fren give me a hug. WAGMI

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>Huh? You think the US is in a more stable position
lmao dude yeah the US is the most stable in the world. Thats why the USD is sky rocketing. Go look at indian culture. Theyre nuts and the so is the government.

Am I seriously the only one with SOXS

you lame fuckin nerds

I got some
$390s for 9/28
$376s for 9/28
$380s for 9/28
$395s for 9/30

Skin against skin, blood and bone
You're all by yourself but you're not alone
You wanted in and now you're here
Driven by hate, consumed by fear

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>Got to see this anime girl's bush
I'll wait until tomorrow or so. We could easily get to March 2020 lows this month.

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youtube.com/watch?v=WxhTbxMSvT0

Lol when was the last time Nasdaq fallen 5% in a day (before today of course)

You're right I'm sorry. Here is something more traditional
youtube.com/watch?v=MFhRQSIZH4c

"President Biden Hosts an Event Celebrating the Passage of the Inflation Reduction Act". That guys is a complete joke. It's live now on youtube.

The market realized Joe Biden is president.

we don't use hate speech like 'nerds' itt user

Bought me a QQQ put that expires on the 21st this morning, have gained a couple bucks. Question is, do I sell at close today or roll the dice and hold until tomorrow? Are the markets going to decide that economic catastrophe is priced in and bounce back up? Or are we in for another day of red?

I have 100 295p for tomorrow ;-)

bros
it keeps dropping
i cant keep up with my stop loss orders
is this the big one