SQQQ, you're my angel, you're my darling angel Closer than my other investments you are to me, baby Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel SQQQ, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady Life is one green part party when you're still young But who's gonna have your back when it's all RED? It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun Can't be a fool in the markets, son, what about the long run? Looking back Shorty always a mention I me not giving SQQQ much attention SQQQ was there through my negative portfolio I wanna show SQQQ my appreciation SQQQ, you're my angel, you're my darling angel Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby Shorty, you're my angel, you're my darling angel SQQQ, you're my friend when I'm in need, lady You're a queen and so you should be treated Though you never get the lovin' that you needed Could have left, but I called and you heeded All these bulls are bagged and I pleaded SQQQ said that I and I dissed the program Not the type to mess around with your emotion But the feeling that I have for you is so strong Been together so long and this could never be wrong SQQQ you are my angel taking my portfolio green
NEW YORK, Sept 12 (Reuters) - Starbucks announced new student loan repayment tools and a savings account program for all U.S. employees who are not union members, the company said on Monday, amid a growing union drive and soaring demand for coffee.
>all 158,XXX That seems totally organic and not manipulated
Leo Sullivan
Yes. Stocks only make you bitter and regretful.
Ryan Morris
Da money is alway greener, In somebody else's take, You dream about jogging out there, But that is a big mistake, Just look at da ground around you, Right here on da asphalt floor, Watching da cops surround you, What more is you looking for?
Under da knee, Under da knee, Nigger it's better, Under da pressure, I cannot breathe Da white man work all day, He has to earn his pay, While we be choking, Vertebrae broken, Under da knee.
Most all da niggers happy, Because they ain't for sale, The ones who isn't happy, Are the ones who is locked in jail, But the nog in the jail is lucky, Because safely away they sealed, Because their life could be sucky, Working the cotton field.
Under da knee. Under da knee. Nobody tell us, They gonna sell us, In slavery. We what schlomo loves to push, Under the knee we out da bush. I swallow da fenta, Now my neck is all benta Under da knee. Under da knee.
Since I'm a crook see, They've got to book me, Forged a twenty. Wish I had a banana here to eat, As I'm face down on the street. Feel comatose, As I overdose Under da knee.
>multiple 50 and 75 basis point rate hikes have done nothing to lower inflation i think we can finally admit what i've been saying all along, that it has nothing to do with money printing, and is almost entirely caused by supply constraints. >multiple rate hikes make it more difficult to raise funds to deploy more supply logistics nice job jerome!
>i think we can finally admit what i've been saying all along, that it has nothing to do with money printing, and is almost entirely caused by supply constraints. Exactly.
Henry Johnson
real inflation is running like 20% and the rates are like 3% of course fucking .5% rate hikes do nothing
Charles Gutierrez
That's blatantly a man.
Brayden Diaz
In all fairness, that stupid cumskin cop is at fault for unleashing a seething globohomo wave of forced browning of everything literally unseen before. Stupid fucking cop has done more damage to the white race in one fell swoop than what all of the kikes have done for decades with interracial pornography, etc. FUCK HIM. HE'S AT FAULT FOR TURNING THE WHOLE WORLD INTO NIGGERLOVERS.
Connor Williams
shitposting on a vietnamese basket weaving board with my frens
Reminder that rail workers, fed ex, and UPS are all having strikes which start the 16th
Brayden Wood
The rate hikes aren't doing anything because they've printed so much money and bought so much garbage assets in the last 14 years. The rates need a 1500bps hike to have any chance of combating the real rate of inflation.
like how are women still complaining about their looks nowadays? just dont eat, work out 5 times a week get a boob and a nose job and you're set to marry a millionaire
if spy closes -2.5% or worse then this will be the ride of skeletons, my frens
Jace Nelson
The markets are overdosing on onions.
Alexander Wood
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO NOW
Mason Robinson
Supply constraints is the problem definitely, but we can’t magic up more supply. We are at peak capacity, the only solution when have it to kill demand and that’s what jermone has ‘said’ he is committed to doing
Colton Anderson
THE MARKET IS HEALING EAT SHIT BOBO!
Jose Lopez
i sense a pump to over $400 eod to fuck all short term options holders
Adrian Bell
Me. I'd also sniff her vulva to increase my testosterone levels. Which in turn, would make me buy more (due to increased risk taking behavior). Leading to EVEN MORE GAINS, when the stock market goes back up. World hunger solved.
Christopher Thomas
Is there really nothing to do but short in an economic downturn? I thought energy would do well
Not necessarily either. Things proceed according to the situation, instead of being subject to the additional effect of the year. However, the shemitah effect tends to last beyond Rosh Hashanah into October. See October 1987 for a classic example.
Energy kind of peaked, it could go higher but it could hardly stay there. When everything dumps everything dumps. But if the market goes down mildly you still have a bullish position that can be green and that's shorting VIX derivatives.
Kevin Allen
but inflation has only been a rampant issue for the past year or two, not 14 killing demand kills jobs and puts people out on the streets. surely the president could do something meaningful to prop up supply lines until companies deploy more logistics. deploy the national guard if need be.
Easton Ward
how long can this go? Do we fall forever...
Xavier Adams
mumu are you ok
Luis Morris
I bought at 10 and sold at 20, unironically will buy back in once cases go back up
Shorting requires skill because going long has a the long-term growth tailwind.
The stock market is not a zero sum game, companies make money and stocks go up. Only a professional can make a profit timing the market movements, this is why plebs say "time in the market"
TLDR: going long is easy mode, shorting is for chads who are so cocky, they want to try and milk every last dollar (instead of waiting in cash and buying the bottom)
Jaxon Cox
lad i dont think you understand how happy i am i threw so much money at dcaing my shorts and i kept getting railed. i was 50 points from liquidation. im so happy fuck you mumu niggers. you didnt deserve that ridiculous run
Listen to them and you'll see what ngmicels believe: >time in the market > timing the market >DCA >buy the dips they've been trained to believe in a market that goes up inexorably, so they're scared of going in the other direction
Tyler Carter
I think the GME fiasco and the theoretical potential for infinite losses scares most away
rightfully so because lord knows retail is too stupid to short things correctly if they can't even long things correctly either
Dominic Adams
>What is this disney era called anyways? revival was last decade or whatever. the era of darkness
The vast majority of jobs these days are worthless, the people actually doing they work will suffer slightly but he alright the useless eaters will starve. I’m sorry but it just has to be this way
Ayden Phillips
thank god this week was the fakest and gayest rally I've seen in my life
SPY has hit a mathematically unbreakable resistance at 398. This is the bottom, chuds. You've had your fun but there is literally nothing wrong with the US economy or financial system. ATH by end of september.
Asher Carter
unfortunately jerome cant do much about that, its in the hands of the govt. the govt thats passing $xyz billion spending bills, nay, inflation reduction acts
>but inflation has only been a rampant issue for the past year or two, not 14 Have you not noticed everything steadily getting more expensive and lower quality all this time? The shrinkflation?
2008-2019 was boiling a frog in cold water, 2020 onwards with the completely out of control money printing is a nuclear furnace burning living standards and currencies into ash.
Ayden Wright
ok and? your parents paid for your lodging and food, probably even did your laundry for you too faggot bet you still live with your folks kek
Jonathan Morales
>i think we can finally admit what i've been saying all along, that it has nothing to do with money printing, and is almost entirely caused by supply constraints. Youre a fucking moron.
Brandon Stewart
based
Jackson Turner
reminder that pork chops, beef shoulders, cups, handles, and assorted cookware are not financial analysis
