Practice gf found the seed phrase

lol I went on a two dates with a practice girl from Tinder.
Mainly because we're the same religion and it isn't main stream.

Now we're married.
I was literally going to leave behind an amazing and wonderful blessing because she wasn't 7/10.
The Christian God brought us together.

You know what song I played at my wedding?
>youtube.com/watch?v=ql4p7ipnFWE

>robot wife figured out her killphrase

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yo that image is crazy tho

this song is great. i literally listened to this when i was like elementary school and remember it to this day. i didn't really understand the implications until much later but man can you imagine if someone made this song today lmao. i think we should bring it back, set these bitches back in this place - oh you think you're hot, well we'll fuck but ladies we're only into uggos now for relationships see ya hoe

>robot wife hacked my pc during sex and bought herself a upgrade with my stack.

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instead of trying to act like a woman on the internet, take some time to see what coins will pump soon so you can get rich and finally get laid

Demon gf gave me a reason to live and now I don't want to go to hell.

>Practice gf fucked a black guy years before you met

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seed her

>virtual gf left me
it's over bros

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based song which is 100% correct

Should have played this song. Nice get though.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SlyIvfy07oU

> I'm taking a plane to meet one of my internet gfs.
> we'll rent an appartment together and do sexo
> I haven't done sexo in 5 years
> I forgot what it feels like