So we are to belief every single one of these pokemon found a legendary warrior armour?

So we are to belief every single one of these pokemon found a legendary warrior armour?

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Kek I was about to make this exact same thread

So are we to believe every single one of these pokemon found their dead mothers skull?

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It's hardly the most ridiculous piece of lore that Game Freak has shit out.

Well that's mire believe.

Every cubone has a mother
Every cubbies mother will die.
It's a one to one relationship. unlike a warriors armour

According to leaks there is a quest to gather the item needed for their evo, involving defeating bronzor/sinistea, so possibly you're collecting ancient armor fragments or something

Yes, because if they aren't with their mother Kangaskhan/in their mother's pouch, then the mother died and it's a Cubone. simple

Animals don't exactly have good mortality rates in the wild, user

The Pokedex is not literal but this pokemon looks fucking stupid

That was made by Tajiri so its automatically good.

dude what if mario did drugs

All it says is the armor belonged to a distinguished warrior. The qualifications for being a distinguished warrior may have been a lot lower or one warrior had a lot of sets of armor.

Every Machamp has a human-made champion belt?

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I hate it when my Pokemon starts stealing from my armor stash.

The design was made by a distinguished warrior. It wasn't all owned by one warrior, like a single guy who owned enough armor for an entire species.
The belts are made by other Pokemon.

Kek Pokémon is dead. Nice OC faggot. Not an animal

Am I supposed to believe a playful pancham fried this rice???

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>Not an animal
"I thought about how wide the variety of Pokémon could be and wanted to push the envelope of what would be accepted. So the first one I made was Blaziken. I wondered if people would go for such a humanoid Pokémon, I was intentionally testing the waters. Over the years we’ve developed an image of what a Pokémon looks like, but this time we decided to push those boundaries and weaken the idea of what can’t be a Pokémon."
-Sugimori
There's nothing wrong with humanlike Pokemon.

>Sugimori
Literally who

NOOO MY NARRATIVE

That belt is part of it's body user

No, it was fried with a playful pancham. Like how chicken fried rice is rice that was fried alongside the chicken so the juices get absorbed in the rice.

That quote literally admits humanoid Pokemon are a controversial design choice

WRONG.
Only the speedos are part of his body. The belts are actual belts and used to inhibit their power.

>breed male marowak with ditto
>cubone hatches with skull
dead mother where?

>are
Were.

They still are, at least for some fans

If they weren't this thread wouldn't exist

WHAT ANIMAL IS MR MIME YOU RAT FUCK

There have been just as humanlike designs every gen past that point.

yes it would, Any Forums loves to argue about things nobody cares about
why do you think the anime gets so much attention

This thread exists because we stopped drowning the retarded.
Different foods touching on the same plate is controversial to these downsy cunts

Humans are animals

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And? Am I supposed to like them?
>You need public approval to talk about something
Sounds like Twitter is more your speed.
Schizo post

It's bad because Pokemon are coded as pets, so it's creepy and wrong to make them look like people.

Always hated Cubone for this reason
hate Mimikyu for this reason
will now hate Amarouge for this reason

>And? Am I supposed to like them?
Yes, because there's nothing wrong with them. There's nothing wrong with a Pokemon being humanlike.

So then humanoid Pokémon are animal mons and this argument is horseshit.

>basic observations about the board
>reeee go back schizoposting buzzwords
maybe (You)'re the one who needs to go back here

Mr mime. Jynx.
You inconsistent dipshit.