Do you kiss and tell Any Forums

do you kiss and tell Any Forums

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I fucked my wife last night.

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is she hot

*Kisses you gently*

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I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Go kiss a girl user

For you I'll not tell a soul

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This is not possible. What do you get out of lying to strangers on the internet?

I SUCK and FUCK

If only it was that easy.
Believe what you want to believe, what I wrote is 100% the truth.
It's just as baffling to me how kissing and having sex is a normal thing that happens to others as you are baffled by my situation.

Talk to women like you would talk to a dog. Listen to its woofs even if you dont understand or care. Just let it think that you are listening and care. There, now you know the secret. Go talk to women

I can talk to women or pretty much anyone no problem. The issue is in getting anywhere past mere talking

Then you are talking to them wrong. You probably try to have deep conversations which dries their pussy up. Listen to their stupid woofs and play along as if you care

My wife's getting the high hard one tonight. I'll spare you the "unnecessary" details.

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I also fucked my wife last night. I had to fart when she was sucking my dick and had to hold it in.

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I mostly just play along. In fact I should probably be more active and engaged during, not less

also, as the enlightened user said, talk to them like dogs. that includes giving them commands.

>fails with women for 28 years
>tries to assert himself as the authority on matters with women (dogs)

Body language is like 75-90% of communication. If you don’t know romantic body language then look up it up on youtube and practice. There’s a video for fucking everything now so I’m sure there’s videos for that too

I have already tried with the self-help books/videos, you only fall into a deep rabbit hole of endless overanalysis of everything around you, literally dehumanize yourself and others and become a manual robot in the process.

is your wife single by any chance?

Learning body language is like learning any other verbal language. In the beginning you have to think hard to express yourself and understand what others are saying, but you practice long enough and it inevitably comes naturally to you