Another day of working from home, doing fuck all and getting paid for it. In fact, I'm getting paid to make this thread, right now!
WFH GENERAL
Michael Foster
Samuel Jones
Another day working from home doing absolutely nothing, fellow Chad.
Oh wait, I interviewed for a promotion. As a top performer I have to keep up appearances, kek.
Brody Hernandez
holy based
Jayden Morales
Hi Jeremy, this is your manager. Please come in to the office immediately. We need to discuss your recent performance.
Regards.
Michael Barnes
I split wood all morning while listening to limp-wristed dweebs demo government payment software. Life is good gents.
Julian Campbell
pathetic cope...
Camden Green
>please come in to the office
3000 miles away
Non work from homers are so simple minded
Isaac Thompson
Oh what's this? Another glowing performance review and raise? Thanks boss.
Zachary Price
kek the world runs on dunkin
Wyatt Wilson
Based. I'm lifting during a meaningless meeting right now.
David Roberts
true productivity is getting paid to improve yourself. well done.
Ryder Reed
I make £240K a year with two fully remote jobs at the same time and I do sweet fa most of the day
I ain't ever going back to the old ways
Fire is actually not a meme now
Zachary Hall
>being paid to make threads
What's the weather like in Bangladesh?
Brayden Diaz
>I make £240K a year with two fully remote jobs at the same time and I do sweet fa most of the day
how did you pull that off user?
Austin King
>retired early
>paint and fix rich peoples' cars
>wfh
user.... What do you do?
Charles Hall
Obvious LARP with the state of Bong salaries.
Nolan Young
NEETcucks seething
WFH chads winning
Julian Martin
>wfh tech sales
>never work more than 4 hours a day
>make 30 calls
>hold demos and send contracts
>position myself has point of contact between my company and client at all times
>if ceo fires me he will ruin relationships
>if anything goes wrong just blame cs for lack of alignment, engineers for lack of devlopment, or operations for lack of support
>never went to school and just social engineer everyone and play politics
/WFH/ Sales chads can't stop winning. kek imagine wasting time going to school. I'm currently studying AWS cloud for entry level certs so I can get a better job :)
Chase White
>"hey user I know this is weird but you'll see that other companies are also putting this policy in place"
>"we need you all you come into the office for just 2 days a week, thats all, just 2 days. This will improve our team building skills and improve social interactions"
>"sure boss, here's my resignation"
Caleb Perez
This is where I'm at right now. After two and half years of wfh they want us to come in 2 days a week.
I have a job interview today with a fully remote company
John Reed
based user. Keep it up
Ayden Anderson
>sales
>only 30 cold calls a day
What? SDR’s usually make like 150 calls a day