Things you can say about your pokemon, but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about your pokemon, but not your girlfriend.

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I love them

It's ugly.

I would fuck him (not her)

Yeah, I've trained her well. Ever since she was born, even.

He's not real

I know she's not very good, but she's the only one of this type I have.

Only good one so far

The audience is booing the rest of you

I enjoy spending time with you.

>Things you can say about your pokemon, but not your girlfriend.
God, I absolutely loved this show. Uhhh...
>I gave her away because she was the wrong colour

While she might be weak to it, she's bulky enough to tank a close combat.

I like to place them on my shoulder wherever I go

nice cock

She's weak to fighting.

kek
medium kek
has potential

"Want to trade?"

I'm going to be breeding and riding for hours until we get the perfect baby. :(

*claps*

Not worth breeding

I have sex with them

Kek

FALLING ASLEEP IS GOING TO MAKE THIS A ONE-SIDED FIGHT

WOW, TAKEN DOWN WITH ONE HIT

epic kek was had
helps I just started playing Stadium

I can't tell you how many hundreds of her babies I've released because they all had shitty IVs and natures.

This glutton appears in villages without warning and devours the entirety of their rice granaries—such occurrences have long been counted among the gravest of disasters

I like Black more than White.

I just dropped her off at daycare

This one's not worth keeping