Question for crypto fags

>simple question
>what stops me punching you in the face and stealing your usb after I hear about you brag about crypto

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>talking abt crypto irl
you deserve to get mugged moron

The prospect of an incredibly painful afternoon courtesy of me pulling off your arms and using them to smash your car and your face in.

>>what stops me punching you in the face and stealing your usb after I hear about you brag about crypto
the fact that your little wimpy weak arms and small hands can barely hold the USB.

>>what stops me punching you in the face and stealing your usb

I'm bigger and stronger than you and if you try it i'll rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat. Pussy.

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Wouldn't be possible. OP and me are stronger and smarter than you.

>he talks about his crypto IRL

ngmi

Crazy beats strong every time

Big talk comes from small men.

Wouldn’t want to be those watermelons sitting in a bleach white truck.

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my passphrase, even if you stole my seed you can't access my funds or even know my addresses. You'd have to torture me for it, and I'd only give you a throwaway wallet with little funds because if you kept torturing me after that I'd know you'd just do it anyway even if I told you my real wallet's passphrase.

I don’t brag user. Matter of fact, I am impoverished. I look poor, I smell poor.

I'm a Any Forums nigger and am better armed and trained than the faggots at /k/ope.
It's not just the precious metals boomers who are deranged brass hoarders, nigger

>I'm a Any Forums nigger

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Fun fact: if you do a p2p trade on binance via bank transfer you can see the general location of the atm used to deposit funds on the transaction, these guys have millions. Obviously there'd be a few atms in the area but with the timing and scoping it out you could find one of them. Then a quick stalk, beat down, torture or just use their fingerprint when they're unconscious.

If you're willing to kidnap and torture people you WILL be able to steal their money, crypto or not. What stops a criminal from kidnapping a rich child and demanding a ransom? Police, generally, but nothing other than that really

The difference is its unregulated and easy to get away with, also the average crypto holder is a beta faggot

My hardware wallet is inside my home. You'd need to kidnap and torture me first, then infiltrate my apartment which may have other people inside.

How is it easier? You essentially need to kidnap and torture someone to get their crypto, at least if they have any meaningful amount of crypto so followed basic security measures.

>HI GUYS WHAT IF YOU JUST DIE!? AT MY HAND!?!? OwO!? LAMO WHAT DOES MATERIALIST WEALTH THEN MEAN!?!?!?!?

quality thread OP :(

It's harder to kidnap and torture a beta faggot than a literal child. Demanding ransom is easy with crypto. In both cases, it's the police you should be worried about, not the person you're kidnapping/torturing
>unregulated
Not to a point where you can steal it and that's not a crime

The irony is that all the wallets have to connect to the internet to transact (if crypto works as it is intended) so if OP isn't just logging onto your computer to snoof and edit your transactions he is doing more work than he needs to.

the whole point is crypto is so i dont have to interact with others