No high school diploma

>No high school diploma
>Can’t get a job because no diploma
>No money to invest
>Parents might die randomly or near future and bills won’t be able to be payed
>22
I really should find a way to kill myself before I go homeless.

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go to school, dipshit

Better buy a Van or something to live in then :)

Get a shitty part-time job that is overpaying because no one wants to work
Study/Take the GED
Learn to cook bit by bit, buy vegetables and meat and put them together with salt and pepper etc
Start working out & stop drinking+smoking, use the extra money from not drinking to pay for the gym membership
go to bed on time (10pm) instead of browsing the web
drink water
take a multivitamin + lithium

Then once you've set this baseline genuinely consider what you want to do with your life. Only then will you have a direction to move from. Focus on the basics now. Don't go after bitches, they will only bring you down. When you're on phase 2 the bitches will come

>No money to invest
At this point any money you get should go towards getting a GED, not gambling on stocks or shitcoins. Invest in yourself first you stupid fuck.

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you're 22 years old, you can do literally anything, just go get a job and go to school you lazy stupid fuck.

Just get a GED and become a night shift security guard

Its simple. Lie

>No high school diploma
>Can’t get a job because no diploma
I'm going to be completely honest with you. Even if you did have a diploma, you probably wouldn't be hired. I went to college and came out with a degree. That degree was worthless. I am now in debt. And I am fucked.

>That degree was worthless
What was your major? You didn't pick psychology or philosophy, right user?

Join the military

Nobody is calling your high school or demanding you bring them a copy of your degree certificate. You just lie on the application. Worst case scenario is you dont get hired. Instead you just make excuses and do nothing like a tremendous faggot because you refuse to help yourself and expect to get anywhere with minimal effort.

I'm going to be completely honest with you. I lied about that. Like how I lied about it on my resume, where I went to the most prestiguous school in my state. Not in debt, came out with neet college bux I'm still living off of.

But it's been two years since I quit. And while I was still lying on my resume about my computer security bachelor's, I got no fucking response. Not one.

learn to code

It's probably best that you didn't. That's fraud, and it would show up on even the most basic background check.

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>No high school diploma
This happens?

and here i heard that was all the rage and employers loved that

Literally best answers in the thread, if you're an autist who is hellbent on never lying, good luck. You have to lie, at least get your fucking GED. You are going nowhere fast OP. I was in my mid-late 20s and I thought I was completely fucked, just had an AA from some shitty CC. I ended up going back to school for CS and landed an okay job because I still didn't know how to code. Went from 60k/year (more than I ever made) -> 110k/year after 1.5 years. Realized I knew how to code better than I thought because my coworkers at my second job were incredibly inept and there I was... 33 and realized my life was completely turned around, simply because I kept doing SOMETHING. Life goes by fast, before you know it, some loser in High school is going to be managing their own company and you're still going to be at home crying, wondering why your dream never came true. Seize the day OP, make phone calls, enroll in shit, make something happen, nobody cares about you, it's up to you to make things come true.

this is always a non-answer
do it, do it, do it, do it
do what?
how even?

Op has no money and I assume no car, how the fuck can he "go to school", fucking retard.

>Get a shitty part-time job that is overpaying
Wow, are you retarded? Part time jobs don't over pay.

i didnt finish grade 9 and left school when i was 15. i spent 10 years doing hard drugs and now i run my own small mechanic business and on a good day i make more in one day than wagies earn in one week. you poofters care too much about what other people think and crave their acceptance with your little diplomas and medals and certificates. doesn’t matter how high up the corporate ladder you climb when your car breaks down or a tire blows up I’ll be there to overcharge you a fat bill for fixing it and you’ll thank me for it too.

>non-answer
Because most of the anons on here are white suburbanites with parents.
If you don't have money, a place that doesn't require rent and a car paid off you'll be hard press to find a job that can pay the bills AND go to school on top of an 8 hour shift.

learn to code
>no highschool diploma
who even checks those? kek

Online schooling like 90% of people post-Covid?

You literally just make up excuses, part of doing it is figuring it out on your own. If you get filtered just by minor effort like "how to get started on x", you will never do anything in your life. You want people to hand you shit on a plate, that's why people are fuck ups.
Why even help him user, a fuck-ton of zoomers are going to online school now and employers are getting with the times, no one gives a fuck if you went to school in person, as long as you have a piece of paper that says you have a degree.
Kind of uppity, but true, if you have a skill that's a necessity, you will always have value