>There's only 6 more days until we moon
I plan on eating a big fat burrito and drinking milk walking upto my boss and saying "fuck you and fuck your shitty job you parasitic kike" let out the nastiest gas and walk out saying "whoa wooden doors guess you're fucked"
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My boss is kind of hot so I might just fuck her husband. No homo.
smear feces all over company logo piss shit puke and cum in my bosses coffee
in every thread there he is the tranny ass glowie faggot giving his high-effort brilliant takes. rope yourself
I’m just going to tell them I need to go and pursue other things
I'll probably have a civil meeting with the higher ups to plan a proper succession plan, giving as much time is reasonably necessary to ensure a successful departure.
I tell them I am leaving immediately.
>user you need to give a two weeks notice
Nah bitch I'm givin you a TO-DAY NOTICE.
then I just leave. Nothing too crazy.
This is only a good idea if you give a 2 weeks notice and let them hold your final paycheck for a few weeks otherwise you might as well just ghost like an incel nazi, and you WILL be squeezed to suicide by the fair and free market if you even think about trying the latter.
Your only choice is submitting to us, we won't allow any less.
I’ll let them slowly find out that I’m a millionaire and watch them seethe in silence whilst I eat lobster and a5 wagyu for lunch at my desk whilst drinking the finest of wines in my meetings until I leave.
Oh and your racist funny money won't save you, we can freeze your assets any time you feel like escape is possible. You are goy cattle, nothing more. Remember that.
I love my boss, I'd probably give him some money when I tell him that I don't need to work anymore
Make a month of pure opulence. First thing is to get a supercar, either a McLaren or Lamborghini and show off my riches to my co-workers, especially to the ones who were dickheads to me. Have a tendie buffet every Friday from Raising Canes. On the last day, I will tell my co-workers of how I made it was taking the advice of some frens on a Mongolian basket weaving forum, a nerd chick from a Netflix animated movie and the backing of a chinese-canadian multi-billionaire
Is 500k enough for this ?
Based their are unironically good managers out there who care. The big boss might not be so great, but your managing team could be pretty cool people sometimes!
where do I buy lunc or swap for lunc ? I'm in NYC unfortunately but can use vpns
I have some on Osmosis but there lunc bridge is disabled
I'm gonna walk in the office in late morning wearing loose pajamas with my right hand holding resignation letter and another scratching my balls.
Drop the letter on the manager table. Turn 360 and walk away while giving middle finger to anyone I pass by.
Verification not required.
Honestly, I don't think I will straight away. I work in an experimental role in HMRC, so I will use my job to gain more real world coding experience (Want to do pro-bono projects if I could retire early), and learn every tax loophole
I like my workmates, might stuff a few quid into the Xmas party pot so we could have a good one
cant you just buy this on uniswap? luna/weth?
Before you do that, make sure you took enough profit to quit. I only have 2 million so i will be a wagie forever.
I have a super comfy job and I'm not planning on quitting even when I make it. I won't even tell anyone that I made it, but there will be subtle hints.
>LISTEN BOSS I JUST.... I'M NOT GOING TO SUPPORT GLOBOHOMO... I KNOW I KNOW BUT I JUST.... I WON'T DO IT IS ALL! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA