Toilet paper will be the new BTC

Hakle, the German toilet paper manufacturer and largest importer in Europe, is insolvent.

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Germany will have designated shit streets and designated heat centers.
Please, laugh at germans. The winter of poo is upon them.

I have literally never once seen or heard of this brand in my life as a german

they own every major paper mill in from Warsaw to Bombay

>its ogre, people stopped shitting

take that Putin!

I use the cheap stuff from Kaufland
3 layer toilet paper clogs up your toilet and is stupid as fuck

because businesses never went insolvent before

where exaclty between warsaw and bombay do you picture germany laying?

German here. How do I prepare for the complete collapse?

Get a bidet. If you can't do that just use a watering can. Both options are infinitely cleaner for your ass than weak toilet paper

40 nautical miles to the southwest

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

AHEM...

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why do you have your thumb in your sweater like that? are you afraid of losing it to the backpocketing gypsies?

by handsize, grip, position and attire alone, i can post with 1oo% confidence that user is a bottom

user also is/has a freshly washed bottom

>be goyim
>don't have any money to buy into of the upcoming bankruptcies

>be kike
>waiting for this moment for decades
>the crash of everything
>piles of cash ready to buy the bottom

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SHIT HIT THE _____ NOW

>I have literally never once seen or heard of this brand in my life as a german
What? How? You must have seen "Hakle Feucht" somewhere.

maybe he's one of them 'New Germans'