It's not that hard. Give it a go?
Fed Chairman Simulator
Jose Lewis
Kayden Williams
*farts*
I just farted in your thread.
FAQ
>What does this mean?
The amount of jannies (faggots) in this thread and Any Forums account has increased by one.
>Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be deserving of a stinky fart and therefore a janny infestation. These include, but are not limited to:
Shitting in the street,
Spreading incorrect information,
Shilling lazy scams.
>Am I banned from the Any Forums?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional fart, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.
>I don't believe my thread deserved a fart. Can you un-fart it?
No. I cannot un-fart. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Any Forums PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of fart appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
>How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the fart and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Any Forums. I will continue to fart in your threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: Any Forums is hell. You can check out whenever you want and for however long you want. But you can never leave.
Eli Murphy
Please fart again.
Noah Richardson
shitty game
Camden Johnson
This is another thing of importance in reference to penis size and balls. I was born with a big penis. It's documented since the day I was born, and I was born with medium or small balls. There are men in this world that have smaller balls than your German race or middle eastern Germans or whatever. The reason my balls are small is because that's the way they are. My father had small balls. My grandfathers had small balls too. Mm hm, and they had big penises, it's documented. So in reference to your big balls, and your activity of making exaggerations or falsifications for why you're burning somebody's balls, trying to say you thought you had small balls because you were burning their balls with satellites? That's not the reason somebody has small balls, man. What's the cause for your big, nasty, Germanism balls? You know somebody had a big penis, you thought they were a sex addict? Cause you thought that's where testosterone was produced, in the penis shaft? Do you really have a brain? You thought a person’s sexuality or potency of their activities of sexual interests, you thought that was produced in the shaft of the penis? Are you just a dirty, gay, faggot German that's fucking stupid as shit? The reason why a lot of gay Germans or people with big balls are sex addicts is because the testosterone is produced in their gay balls. That's why you've got big nuts, faggot. People that have smaller balls are not as sexually interested as what some people might say. It's usually the men with the big, nasty, faggot balls that are sex addicts. You better leave me alone. You better go find you another person that has gay, big balls, sex addict activities, and leave me the fuck alone you dirty satellite faggot.
Josiah Morales
Chase Nguyen
was doing alright until those damn Apustajas made a fuss
Lincoln Young
Seriously? This should be fun.
Wyatt Morgan
everything was going fine, i did absolutely nothing at first. then the gdp dips a bit and i decide to intervene and shortly after the country collapses. good thing i'm not in charge
Sebastian Long
I literally just blew everything up.
Lincoln Wright
its amazing how fast things can crash when i try to over-correct. maybe a light touch at the wheel is best.
Lincoln Turner
new idle game pog
Sebastian Lee
That satellite, man. He just communicated and he said he dared me to claim that I outranked him or something. Do you own Smith and Weston or do I? Do you own Winchester or do I? Do I own the NRA or do you? Do I own military installations of weapons corperations in this country, or do you? Do I own airfighter jet manufactoring and commercial jet manufactoring? Do I own car company manufactoring in America? Do I own farms in America? Do I own gas stations? Do I own 165 gas stations around the fucking world? Or is it you? Or am I the owner? Do I own John Deer Tractor or do you? Do I own Freight Liner or International or Peterbilt? Or do you? Do I own Mack Trucks or do you? What companies do you think I own? Do I own General Motors? Or do I own Lambourgini? Ferrari? Chevrolet? What do you own motherfucker? Do I own Lambourgini? Do I own Mercades? Do I own BMW? What do you fucking own? Do I own the White House? Or do you claim to own the fucking White House? YOU BETTER GO INTO COURT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL ME THE SON OF UNCLE SAM? BECAUSE IT WAS MY FAMILY THAT LOANED MONEY TO THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU BETTER GO INTO COURT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Jayden Lewis
god damn chain reperations
i was doing so well mildly ticking up GDP with 0-3% gdp for half my tenure then mass reperations kept appearing and my GDP tanked in a week
i didnt even have time to spam negative interest rates to -30% before i was executed kek
Robert Perry
>150 reputation score and gdp upto $280k per person
lets execute him within 2 weeks
Leo Torres
can i just set rates at 0 and leave them at that forever like yellen
Jack Walker
It's not going so well.
Jackson Stewart
I ended up like this as well. Still that's a great GDP innit
Gavin Powell
I'm not following why high gdp's are really bad when you keep inflation historically low. But the real problem is the government. I literally set the interest rates at 500% and the government keeps blowing more money to the point where I can't control the inflation. I was down to $1000 Debt/to currency and the government just decided to wreck it.
Henry Allen
High GDP isn't bad as long as debt to currency and inflation are both low too. I think the "economy overheating" warning is just to warn you that reperations are likely coming your way. If you raise interest rates whilst the warning is up and cause a mild recession the government will be less likely to go reperation crazy.
Jace Hughes
Tony get off of biz
Brayden Stewart
High GDP isn't bad as long as debt to currency and inflation are both low too. I think the "economy overheating" warning is just to warn you that reperations are likely coming your way. If you raise interest rates whilst the warning is up and cause a mild recession the government will be less likely to go reperation crazy.
Grayson Evans
That's Mr Chase you German faggot.