God i love Sam Hyde. I wish I was him. I emulate him at work. Sam Hyde is, in my opinion, the last internet celeb who is actually masculine in a legitimate way. Sam shows us all how much we can get away with even in a dystopian society as long as we act like men.
I'm not lying, I wish Sam Hyde was my dad. Imagine how driven I'd be. Imagine how much money I'd be making right now. I would also not be lying by saying I'm a little attracted to Sam in a sexual way. He's actually a magnificent human being. Imagine how productive I'd be having Sam as my dad. Sam, if you're reading this, please adopt me. We'll make so much money together i promise Sam please.
and this is folks what a single mother does to a mf
Dominic Rodriguez
why would you need this faggot as your father to be drinven and to make money?
Liam Fisher
he's kind of funny but that whole "giving mixed race teenagers raised by single mothers life advice" phase was pretty cringe.
Owen Perez
>idolizing a middle aged washed up hipster who is still riding the "ironic" bandwagon 12 years after it was popular who hangs out with weird beta 20 something year olds because no one else finds him funny
Carson Morgan
I think he's breddy funny, suggest a better alternative
Nathan Ortiz
No.
Julian Martinez
kek
That's the joke
Isaiah Adams
It's hilarious how only terminally sexless male losers find this guy funny. I have never once encountered a female Sam Hyde fan in my life.
Joshua Stewart
my gf finds him hilarious too, sucks to live in a liberal shithole, eh?
Nolan Morgan
He doesn't know...
Joshua Diaz
only women, homosexuals and minorities dislike Sam Hyde
Carter Garcia
If women don't think it's funny then it's probably really funny.
Jaxson Fisher
I enjoy his stuff but I can't abide how he treated Charls
Charles Butler
You know its a character he puts on right?
Carter Stewart
My gf thinks he’s hilarious
Eli Thomas
how did he treat him senpai?
Nathan Morgan
He’s cool but stop dick riding him fag.
Jordan Walker
Besides the reporting him to the IRS because Charls was going to pitch his own show, it looks like there's a long history of bullying while they lived together
