Stupid get rich ideas you've had

>invest 10k into buying two Bengal Cats
>breed them (about 6 kittens in 2 litters per year)
>sell kittens
>make ROI
>buy additional Bengal Cats
>cordon off area, breed them, sell kittens
>exponential growth in wealth
>retire

I seriously considered this but when I realized that breeding taxes and other general expenses would obliterate 90% of my profit, I stopped planning.

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Ahhh yesss a home filled with piss smell and cat shit for the absolutely booming bengal market. Surely this is completely different from a puppy mill!

also have you bred animals before? they 'do it on their own' but some are much more difficult than other
idk anything about bengal cats
also if you increase supply enough without engaging new markets for demand increase...

>breeding taxes
What's this faggotry

I would just leave them outside in a 30m x 30m area with 3m tall fences, alongside natural scenery.

I live in Australia and we really get raped hard on taxes.

your first plan should be to find a more profitable place to live

If I emigrate to a rural island in The Philippines, the ATO will still tax me. Even if I renounce my citizenship and destroy all assets of mine in Australia and fuck off somewhere else, I will still be taxed by the ATO.

Because of things like taxes and fees I had to start putting money into vinu, it seems like everyone is against me, no one wants me to become rich, not my family, not my friends, and even not the government, I am destined to be a wagie forever

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I see why cartoon villains want to conquer the world or destroy it

That's some shonky business those bogan cunts are running mate

superman doesn't pay taxes

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This assumes you can sell them all, which is always the hardest part in any of this. Also, bengal kittens are demons.

Rat farming for the end of the world.

I'd ell you rats to feed the cats

Training rats to collect money is still a good option
>pic related

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>Crazy cat lady but the expensive version

or a way to provoke a black death 2

the best part of the series was the death of the little ugly bastard

even colored dogs can't save you from your fate

That's why he's a super man

>NOOOOO I DON'T WANT THEM TO USE MY MONEY TO BUILD ROADS AND SCHOOLS

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but at least you don't get fucked by fees lmao

Just don't report shit to them on your rural island. How are they gonna know?