What are lame coffin jobs

There is nothing wrong with temporary w2 jobs, but what are the worst coffin jobs, jobs that are basically your whole identity and life.
>Border patrol (Canadian border) USA/CA
>Mailman
>Teacher
>Truck Driver

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>crypto currency trader

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>franchise destroyer

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>>Mailman
What? It's just a job, how is it any different from any other delivery driver?

>prison guard
>any sort of factory worker
>fireman
>park ranger

>diversity officer

>penis inspector

Diversity and inclusion HR nothing doer

>career women

Fucking cringe.

>Fireman
????

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I will settle for nothing less than this woman for a waifu. What is this whores name so I may oneday pay to sniff that brapper.

I guess it's a pretty cool job but you literally live at the station half the time and there is no progression other than head fireman

just came from canada, that border patrol job looks so depressing. I felt really bad for them, most of them are old and can barely move.

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Redheads are the pinnacle of sexy, just stunningly gorgeous

Mailman is super chill, I just applied to be part time to cover some bills this winter while I'm in school. I will be able to ship drugs with confidence this way.

>glownigger

I just started academy, you get ahead by getting certifications more so than promotions. Even learning another language gets you another 1,500 a year. Advanced medial care training is almost another 7,000.

I work at usps, it’s ok. I work 4am to 1pm and make 65k base. I would hardly say it’s my entire life. Between the months of late October and December it kind of is tho. I go from 40 hour weeks to 60. Nice bump in pay but man it fucking sucks

Can you be over 30 and be a fireman, asking for a friend?

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I don't get it?

I looked into it at 25ish. You have to go to school, take out loans, volunteer, or pretty much know someone to get a job. They also start at like 60k. It’s a lot of work for not a giant reward. Once you are in you can get overtime and have a cool job but it ain’t easy. Online people have been working as emt for 5 years after their school still waiting

What jobs are the opposite to this? The kind of jobs you just sort of sleep through, clock out at 5 and forget you're even doing it