Who else /successfulwriter/ here?
>published over 15 books
>each book nets me 4 million usd in sales
>write whenever I feel like it (if I feel like it)
>my books are sold at every airport
>destined to be the next Dostoyevsky
I'm so glad I picked the right artistic career and not those other retarded acting or painting bad endings
funniest larp in a while
n1
You lucked out. You could’ve wrote perfectly or decently enough but never get enough popularity to make it a living.
Philip K Dick is a reknown name in literature and in tragedy
Egas
do you have a proof?
I am
>Published over 30 books
>each book nets me 10 million USD dollars in sales
>Don't even write my books I just pay some ghost writer to do it (if I feel like it)
>my books are sold at every airport/train station
>destined to be the next Tolstoi
I'm also glad I picked the right artistic career, you're doing ok , you're GMI eventually
WHO THE FUCK BUYS A BOOK?!
FUCK YOU; ANDREW TATE SAYS ONLY IDIOTS READ BOOKS, I NEED ACTION, I NEED ADRENALINE, FAST LIFE
andrew tate is a low IQ caveman that only gets half of life right. he's mostly just a clown.
>tfw you'll never get your shitty book about an old boombox sold in train and airport terminals
ANDREW IS A REAL ROLE MODEL
Please if this is real send me a donation here
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Thanks thanks thanks!
he's a clown and a dork
>clown clown clown clown
Gosh I wonder why he is doing so well in clown world.
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT ABOUT HIM
ok, I stop, I'm just kidding, good night.
Good job. Now buy some XRP.
dubs confirm. OP is a fag
The fuck is this kid baby shit. You need to stop and cross-examine the particulars of your sad life. Here, for the sake of example, is how it is to be done:
>Published over 500 books
>each book nets me 100 million USD dollars in sales
>Don't even write my books, I just hook up to a brain scanner when I sleep and it types it all out electronically (if I feel like it)
>my books are sold on every city street corner
>destined to be the next 35-original-authors-of-the-Holy-Bible-in-one
That's a man.
Semi-related: Anyone know any good forums for moneymaking without it being 90% coinshit (which is fine in a bull market but just annoying right now)
asian woman
question for real anons who published- how do you manage to even do this? There seems to be this whole middleman bullshit of having agents, who block the main entrance to the publisher.