I have a big cock but i'm an incel who can't get laid

i have a big cock but i'm an incel who can't get laid

how do i profit from this?

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i have 200 eth but i'm an incel who can't get laid

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i need an opinion from a financial expert

Big dick is not just about size it’s a mentality, project big dick energy and girls will come to you. Once they see you actually have a big dick they will come back for more. Also long ETH

i'm already long on eth, and the part of girls coming back to it is also true.

it just feels kinda wasted. i'm sitting here in my chair with my cock peeking out from the bottom of my shorts. girls would fall in love with me once they taste it

yet nobody knows about it and i'm not profiting from this in any way

you guys are fucking pathethic

I have 50+k in debt and I have a 5.75" dick
balding+ greying

and I still manage to get laid , work on your headspace DWEEBS

Just go to some nightclub with tight pants it aint that hard

>be funny fat dude with 5 inch dick
>Open communication and kink positive
>Always down for exploring new things with partners
The gods cursed me with a dicklet but blessed me with the ability to look past it

We don’t want fatties or butterfaces cause we have standards.
Any other advice???

Or as one girl told me when I disclosed my insecurities
>The Lord giveth and the Lord take the away

im worth 1.2 million and im still an incel

Based
>B-b-ut I have really high standards and need a 10/10 beau-
Stfu, you don't have high standards, you have an unhealthy obsession with an ideal that's unobtainable and you'll always sabotage yourself because you can't be happy and in the moment and lack any semblance of confidence. Even if that super model ideal in your head walked up to you and grabbed your dick, you'd shut away and find some excuse.

ya i hope you enjoy your fat ugly partners, good for you.

lol don't worry about standards , you have to realize this ; you need to start somewhere . dont limit yourelf until you learn what those limit are in the first place twerp

This you? Maybe cop a beej instead of being mad people get laid while you see the on an Indonesian irc channel.

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>i'm sitting here in my chair with my cock peeking out from the bottom of my shorts
Have you given any thought that you are probably gay?

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i'm 100% not gay, otherwise i wouldn't be an incel

bruh u gay

there are no gay incels, it's literally impossible being gay and incel at the same time

At least you are rich, Vitalik

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it is possible if you are a faggot

sounds like gay bait