September 1, 2022 - 19:05
JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
September 1, 2022 - 19:06
So what caused this bump from the bottom?
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September 1, 2022 - 19:06
Watch the 10 year if it goes past 3.45% it's over
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September 1, 2022 - 19:06
Fuuuck imma bout to circle back on that ass
September 1, 2022 - 19:07
Anyone got a similar shot with the new niggress?
September 1, 2022 - 19:08
Bullshit. Zoom out more. Stop watching to le Cringearino.
September 1, 2022 - 19:08
September 1, 2022 - 19:09
I miss her like you wouldnt believe bros
September 1, 2022 - 19:09
September 1, 2022 - 19:10
We've reached a point where I'm unironically thinking about going all in on ibonds if they increase the interest in November
September 1, 2022 - 19:10
September 1, 2022 - 19:10
Hello Buy JEPI and profit from retards here buying options every day. Thank you and goodbye.
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September 1, 2022 - 19:10
God I love chart glitches
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September 1, 2022 - 19:10
The next rate calc is October and CPI is 1% down from what the ibond rate currently is.
September 1, 2022 - 19:11
Ive been intrigued by JPEI for a while. Would that yield drop over time? How are they able to consistently get that?
September 1, 2022 - 19:11
>all in You have less than $10k?
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September 1, 2022 - 19:11
Im scare
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September 1, 2022 - 19:12
September 1, 2022 - 19:12
>one (1) little red candle >faggots already calling for new lows Bobos are so cringe.
September 1, 2022 - 19:12
September 1, 2022 - 19:12
September 1, 2022 - 19:12
JEPI has been a wet noodle, fuck etf's.
September 1, 2022 - 19:12
Can someone explain why stocks are allowed to be up, thanks in advance
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September 1, 2022 - 19:12
Where's that guy who was up like 12k earlier today and loaded up on more SPY puts? I need to know that he's not doing as well.
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September 1, 2022 - 19:13
Higher volatility = Higher yields. We're at around 11% now, so if the volatility goes down, judging by past performance, the yield might drop to around 7-8% in a super flat crab market. Either way its the best chance you have to make consistent money throughout the next 5 years of economic instability and global uncertainty. Because the divvies are given each month you compound very quickly.
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September 1, 2022 - 19:13
Damn can you only put 10k in or something? I'm not gonna lie I don't know shit about bonds.
September 1, 2022 - 19:13
Sheesh my spy jawns heating up rn fr fr
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September 1, 2022 - 19:13
Yea that’s the annual contribution limit. It’s a great place to park some cash if you don’t trust the markets
September 1, 2022 - 19:14
Been buying it for a while, huge increase in AUM
September 1, 2022 - 19:15
user. I'm going to say one thing and I'm not gonna reply to you again. You are a fucken retard. You are the dumbest motherfucker I have seen post in the past week. Even schizo user has more sense than you. JEPI has gone down less than SPY throughout this entire downturn. It is advertised as a fund for inherit downturn protection. Don't you ever compare JEPI to QYLD again you son of a bitch.
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September 1, 2022 - 19:15
390 was previous resistance in june then support for rally in july. Easy call that itd bounce here. Its gonna crash through next time
September 1, 2022 - 19:15
>BBW (Build a Bear) down 21% pre-market >opens +3% How does this happen?
September 1, 2022 - 19:16
I'm fucking bored. Anyone have any good plays? That one user yesterday said to short CAT. Care to elaborate?
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September 1, 2022 - 19:16
>yield might drop to around 7-8% in a Thats still good enough for me to be intrigued to try it. Im watching and waiting to see what happens with bonds. If treasuries go even higher I want to lock in some of that for 30 years.
September 1, 2022 - 19:17
Buy BBW $17.50 calls expring 9/16. Easy money when it bounces.
September 1, 2022 - 19:19
September 1, 2022 - 19:19
Short LULU. I have no insider knowledge I just enjoy gambling.
September 1, 2022 - 19:19
They leaked the jobs numbers, they're good. Like really fucking good.
September 1, 2022 - 19:19
Explain CAT to me. Why would I buy an excavator from them instead of Komatsu or Volvo or Hitachi or Liebherr?
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September 1, 2022 - 19:20
your red p&l = not my problem
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September 1, 2022 - 19:21
You're nuts. LULU is poised for strong growth over the next year or so. If it does drop it will be very temporary.
September 1, 2022 - 19:21
The time to short cat was last Friday. Short Uber. Nobody going out with summer over
September 1, 2022 - 19:22
my no condom 7 way strategy is getting me fucked harder than a i dunno
September 1, 2022 - 19:22
do you regret not listening to the one user telling you to take profit??
September 1, 2022 - 19:23
>sqqq didnt hit 50
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September 1, 2022 - 19:23
This honestly might be the glowingest most shitcoin acting day I've seen on the nasdaq so far.
September 1, 2022 - 19:23
Because fuck you cat is the best.
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September 1, 2022 - 19:23
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September 1, 2022 - 19:23
i dont like this fake and gay reverse
September 1, 2022 - 19:24
I DON'T LIKE THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET, ECONOMY, GOVERNMENT, SOCIETY, OR PLANET
September 1, 2022 - 19:24
Bros I want to fuck her and I politically align with her hnnngh
September 1, 2022 - 19:24
I bought SQQQ so if we go down it's my fault sorry Bobo
September 1, 2022 - 19:25
>OIL? OI-ACK!
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September 1, 2022 - 19:25
September 1, 2022 - 19:25
It's obvious that tomorrow will be a green day with the long weekend coming up. And then we crash on Tuesday. You faggots really are clueless.
September 1, 2022 - 19:26
is that a new low on oil just now?
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September 1, 2022 - 19:26
September 1, 2022 - 19:27
>Jen will never circle back on you why live
September 1, 2022 - 19:27
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September 1, 2022 - 19:27
nobody told me to take profit. and who gives a fuck, tomorrow's going to be even bloodier and basically i'm going to break 100k tomorrow so none of this fucking matters.
September 1, 2022 - 19:28
God, I can't wait to watch you eat all that vomit during the last ten minutes today
September 1, 2022 - 19:28
healthcare I guess?
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September 1, 2022 - 19:28
WE DID IT BROTHER WE DEFEATED INFLATION, BROTHER GET READY FOR A BUTTERY SMOOTH LANDING BROTHER AND A PIVOT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE BROTHER
September 1, 2022 - 19:28
I think I just bought the top again.
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September 1, 2022 - 19:29
Still up more than pretty much anything else this year that doesn't involve shorting, and there is a fair argument for that trend to continue.
September 1, 2022 - 19:29
>DUDE SMALL AND MID CAPS ARE WHERE THE REAL GAINS ARE TO BE HAD!!! >ETFs of small and mid caps proceed to suck Fuck whoever told me this, selling those shitters and buying more SPUU
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