Jen edition
>Risk management:
pastebin.com
>Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com
>Brokers:
pastebin.com
>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
investing.com
>Screeners:
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org
>Misc:
market24hclock.com
tradingeconomics.com
Previous:
JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
So what caused this bump from the bottom?
Watch the 10 year if it goes past 3.45% it's over
Fuuuck imma bout to circle back on that ass
Anyone got a similar shot with the new niggress?
Bullshit.
Zoom out more.
Stop watching to le Cringearino.
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I miss her like you wouldnt believe bros
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We've reached a point where I'm unironically thinking about going all in on ibonds if they increase the interest in November
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Hello
Buy JEPI and profit from retards here buying options every day.
Thank you and goodbye.
God I love chart glitches
The next rate calc is October and CPI is 1% down from what the ibond rate currently is.
Ive been intrigued by JPEI for a while. Would that yield drop over time? How are they able to consistently get that?
>all in
You have less than $10k?
Im scare
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>one (1) little red candle
>faggots already calling for new lows
Bobos are so cringe.
JEPI has been a wet noodle, fuck etf's.
Can someone explain why stocks are allowed to be up, thanks in advance
Where's that guy who was up like 12k earlier today and loaded up on more SPY puts? I need to know that he's not doing as well.
Higher volatility = Higher yields.
We're at around 11% now, so if the volatility goes down, judging by past performance, the yield might drop to around 7-8% in a super flat crab market.
Either way its the best chance you have to make consistent money throughout the next 5 years of economic instability and global uncertainty.
Because the divvies are given each month you compound very quickly.
Damn can you only put 10k in or something? I'm not gonna lie I don't know shit about bonds.
Sheesh my spy jawns heating up rn fr fr
Yea that’s the annual contribution limit. It’s a great place to park some cash if you don’t trust the markets
Been buying it for a while, huge increase in AUM
user.
I'm going to say one thing and I'm not gonna reply to you again.
You are a fucken retard. You are the dumbest motherfucker I have seen post in the past week. Even schizo user has more sense than you.
JEPI has gone down less than SPY throughout this entire downturn. It is advertised as a fund for inherit downturn protection.
Don't you ever compare JEPI to QYLD again you son of a bitch.
390 was previous resistance in june then support for rally in july. Easy call that itd bounce here. Its gonna crash through next time
>BBW (Build a Bear) down 21% pre-market
>opens +3%
How does this happen?
I'm fucking bored. Anyone have any good plays? That one user yesterday said to short CAT. Care to elaborate?
>yield might drop to around 7-8% in a
Thats still good enough for me to be intrigued to try it. Im watching and waiting to see what happens with bonds. If treasuries go even higher I want to lock in some of that for 30 years.
Buy BBW $17.50 calls expring 9/16. Easy money when it bounces.
Short LULU. I have no insider knowledge I just enjoy gambling.
They leaked the jobs numbers, they're good. Like really fucking good.
Explain CAT to me. Why would I buy an excavator from them instead of Komatsu or Volvo or Hitachi or Liebherr?
your red p&l = not my problem
You're nuts. LULU is poised for strong growth over the next year or so. If it does drop it will be very temporary.
The time to short cat was last Friday. Short Uber. Nobody going out with summer over
my no condom 7 way strategy is getting me fucked harder than a i dunno
do you regret not listening to the one user telling you to take profit??
>sqqq didnt hit 50
This honestly might be the glowingest most shitcoin acting day I've seen on the nasdaq so far.
Because fuck you cat is the best.
i dont like this fake and gay reverse
I DON'T LIKE THIS FAKE AND GAY MARKET, ECONOMY, GOVERNMENT, SOCIETY, OR PLANET
Bros I want to fuck her and I politically align with her hnnngh
I bought SQQQ so if we go down it's my fault sorry Bobo
>OIL? OI-ACK!
AEVA
It's obvious that tomorrow will be a green day with the long weekend coming up. And then we crash on Tuesday. You faggots really are clueless.
is that a new low on oil just now?
Who the fuck is up?
>Jen will never circle back on you
why live
nobody told me to take profit. and who gives a fuck, tomorrow's going to be even bloodier and basically i'm going to break 100k tomorrow so none of this fucking matters.
God, I can't wait to watch you eat all that vomit during the last ten minutes today
healthcare I guess?
WE DID IT BROTHER
WE DEFEATED INFLATION, BROTHER
GET READY FOR A BUTTERY SMOOTH LANDING BROTHER AND A PIVOT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE BROTHER
I think I just bought the top again.
Still up more than pretty much anything else this year that doesn't involve shorting, and there is a fair argument for that trend to continue.
>DUDE SMALL AND MID CAPS ARE WHERE THE REAL GAINS ARE TO BE HAD!!!
>ETFs of small and mid caps proceed to suck
Fuck whoever told me this, selling those shitters and buying more SPUU
yikes