Listen up, user! Here's where I give you advice you didn't ask for! Zzzzt.
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Listen up, user! Here's where I give you advice you didn't ask for! Zzzzt
Rotom-Dex wouldn't give you this advice because it's horny for you, it wouldn't want competition.
Thanks Rotom, you’re the best.
>*nuts all over Rotom-dex screen while it displays Lopunny animations*
>t.newfag who just learned about this "meme" and decided to post it here to try to fit in
You need to go back
no :)
>smiley face
Yep underaged
How did he think it would end when he started calling me Master
no u :)
Yo wtf..
for shoehorning this nigger into the mascot range of pokemon, GF sure didn't bother giving him any new forms to battle with. Gigantamax or Mega evolve the other mascot shill-mons. Not Rotom though.
The only pokemon I want to duck is you rotom.
Remember when Rotom was some weird machine-possessing ghost you found in a TV that nobody else really knew existed except for Charon?
Hot...
ugh, more junk mail rotom?
my dick just retreated into my ballsack
if your weewee can shrink does that make it a pokemon?
I would love to buttfuck a Vaporeon while riding its bendy slick fishfox-doplhincat dork at the same time, but I have no idea how to name and picture this kind of position
The slip-n-slide