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>Risk management:
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>Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com
>Brokers:
pastebin.com
>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
investing.com
>Screeners:
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org
>Misc:
market24hclock.com
tradingeconomics.com
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I NEVER SHORT CAUSE SHORTS ARE THE COUSIN OF PUMPS
When's the bottom, cashgang?
>emerging markets are still beating the developed markets
why is europe being out done by literal shitholes
based nigger
Buy JEPI until the next bull run because we are gonna crab for the next 5 years after this dump.
fuck you, piss drinker.
PARTY CITY IS THE NEXT AMC, BUY BUY BUY
>Mumus so deprived of gains a 20 minute rally sends them cheering and calling the bottom
sell signal
get fucked momo
>Steve's wife dies in her sleep
>Bald and Bankrupt is finished
>Assets are all depreciating
>Interest rates going up until the year 20xx
Nothing is good anymore.
I just bought 50k in SOXL calls.
jesus fuck why is this doing so well compared to other dividend etfs
it's funny how /smg/ niggers only talk about their positions when they're up and then dead silence when it's down
Nice larp you faggot!!! AIN'T NO ONE THIS STUPID!!
Because it’s a secret fund Managed by JP Morgan Jews for rich clients.
>fellow Steve enjoyer
That was incredibly shocking to hear out of the blue that his wife just randomly died. Shouldn't have happened to a based guy like Steve.
>next AMC
>one is a debt ridden unprofitable movie theater
>other is a profitable party store that also doubles as the largest wholesaler and manufacturer of party goods
no thank you
Nice larp you faggot!!! AIN'T NO ONE THIS STUPID!!
The best bit is the namefags disappearing like a fart in the wind
>we are gonna crab for the next 5 years after this dump
That's not how markets work. You're supposed to rotate out of income after the bottom forms so that you can catch the upside gains. Income etfs underperform during recoveries/bull markets.
people clowned on PRTY when it was down last Friday along with the rest of the market
that should have been your buy signal
Wtf is happening with semis and why are they all dumping? The chip act thing was a lie
Where have you been all day?
>waits patiently for power hour
That's right mumu. It's safe now. Come on out. Don't you want to slurp? Look at the rally, doesn't it look delicious? There will be another one very soon, isn't that grand?
Thaaaaats right, there we are. Go ahead and buy. It's alright. Stonks only go up, right?
I don't like fucking bankers, okay?
No honestly most shit posted here is terrible, this seems genuinely good
Sepbottom
You're partially right.
However look at what happened to the S&P from 2000 to 2013.
I believe it is very possible we revisit such a crabby market. There are a lot of geopolitical issues to work out over the next 5 years.
Is the new Lawd Dem Rangz bullish for AMZN?
Crab
very antisemitic post user, markets only go up
>good at finance, think it would be fun career
>get into it
>turns out your a cuck now who gets to watch other peoples money get traded while it’s illegal for you to trade
I need to meme JEPI into being the mascot of a multiyear bear market like Ren is for SOXL.
But I don't think there are any cute crab girls.
Sad
SOXS is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crap in all but name. The desire for lamer, slower, gayer is finished. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how few cores, how slow or inefficient, demand requires shittier, slower, expensive, worse. The clamor for burnt silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semishits.
SOXS couples a single ETF entry point with the the worst companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with -3x leverage. With SOXS your economic interests are aligned with hardware dumpster fires TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Dutch based ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Dog shit tech companies with stagnant products nobody wants, not tech companies pushing informative ads. And like all leveraged inverse ETFs, SOXS is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an downmarket while mitigating margin risks in a uptrends.
In the last year, SOXS has exploded over 70% (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth has reversed and every viable space is finished with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of uninterested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly crappier and inefficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's final breath, a revolution with SOXS holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Waiting for the "pullback" is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.
I'm not fucking happy! Why did the selling stop?!?!! Didn't you see what they said? USA and China will be fighting each other, and USA is going to friendly fire upon the Nips and Gooks because they look like they're Chinese.
>I'M ACTING
WW3 BULLISH AF
JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
It was brutal to watch, definitely shouldn't have happened to him. Sad, because I can see him using alcohol to cope.
Prayin for him.
>Stonks only go up, right?
Yes
>$1Billion budget
You underestimate globomedias ability to foist this piece of shit on people.
>gibs me dat rang yt boi
this IS the bottom ok, is just IS
Is there a defense ETF without Boeing that I can buy in preparation for tension near Taiwan?
If my banker looked like this I'd enjoy fucking her
YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT THIS IS ORGANIC PRICE ACTION WITH A PROFIT MOTIVE AS OPPOSED TO A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS SITTING AROUND BIDDING THE PRICE UP FOR MIDTERMS
S&P likely to bounce to 400 (and fail) IMO.
There is strong support level at 390 and there is a shoulder line to fill at 400.
Also a reversal pattern of shrinking magnitude lows.
Would be a good breather for the daily RSI to allow for further down-moves IMO.
yeah its called being a charge and investing in tsm anyways
Thanks to the PRTY shills
I'm already up $1.30 on my 1 call
We'll see if the markets shit the bed in the last 10 minutes again.
>being a charge
kek vey nice user
BE A FUCKING CHARGE user
How do I profit from this?
Friday going to be healing time?
There will be no V shaped recovery. The collapse hasn't even started. When we hit bottom people will be very angry and they'll all be pointing fingers at the fed. Heavy money printing will be viewed as a return to the high inflation environment everyone hated so much.
There will be a new generation of real estate baggies created, all trying to scrape out break even. We're in for a 2012 consolidation period.
JEPI ... Stop taking Gregs advice on stocks / ETFs. Are you still buying PDBC as well ?
I swear to god, his last good call was oil earlier this year.
Jepi is doing dogshit, but I guess it keeps you hedged. Question is if its enough for as shitty it is doing.
How do they get away with this?
DRV, SRS, REK
holy fuck is this real? This looks like a joke (obviously the names are, I just mean otherwise)
i am really tired of tiny hats putting brown in everything
Uh whatever Burry did for 2008 would be good.
>The gap is *frequently* bigger than the actual market hours price movement
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS