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I'm dead serious, I got 100 puts now.
After months of low IQ bullposts about a pivot I hope most of you have killed yourselves.
So what’s the bottom prediction biz bros.
Reminder to ignore the glowing "supply chain" fedboy
death
Okay but if your strategy is to wait until VIX exceeds 30 before selling, you’re retarded.
spx 3200. i wont run out of cash until then
wew lad.
Only 26 calendar days until Shemitah ends.
Welp neither of my gambles paid off. Oh well.
QCOOMERS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
Is it worth it buying stocks in $ now that the € is pretty much at its all time low? It feels like my $ exposure could fuck me over substantially if the euro bounces back. What are your thoughts?
T.euro
So SOXL is a good buy no?
When was the last time we had an entire week of red
That's only part of the strategy, there's way more too it, you're probably too fucking retarded to understand the strategy anyway.
beginning of 2020...
is that supposed to be bullish? the last time it ended 9/11 happened
is the "slurper" in the room with us right now?
Police have used “Fog Reveal” to search hundreds of billions of records from 250 million mobile devices, and harnessed the data to create location analyses known among law enforcement as “patterns of life,” according to thousands of pages of records about the company.
How do I profit from this?
It happens. Keep investing.
So this is how we're gonna start of September, huh? You fucking assholes.
the trend is your friend
I have $8k in dry powder but don't want to touch anything. Anyone have any interesting plays? I would short the indices but I know as soon as I do that the bottom will get in and I'll lose everything.
at these prices absolutely
load up the dumptruck, good buddy
summer bottom will be maintained, market will be propped up for the election, price action moves will exceed expectations and will rape all stop losses in the meantime
Stupid mumu cunts. Since December w
had a couple weeks of pure red before the pivot retards came out
unironically ibonds
How convenient that Pelosi sold all her NVDA
Wouldnt the bear be the one in therapy? Bulls dont get scared of slurping bears do
Lmao dude. Good luck
is anyone here making money?
Pelosi is the best hedge fund trader in the world bro
You had like three weeks of silly boy pump last month.
-30% from here on the indicies
Daily reminder that the Fed hasn't started real QT yet
GOLD BROS IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TURN
You fucking mumu faggots have been near insufferable aftermarket whenever there's even slightly green futures. The day everything is calm with neither bear or bull posting after market is the day we finally recover, you euphoric clod
>lost almost 30k(unrealized in a week)
fuck me
and that was the bottom for the rest of the year, buy now or get left behind
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Ok, that's enough. Stop selling.
luck would imply there's some kind of risk involved in my strategy.
Kek I'm not buying fucking bonds grandpa. Im not interested in making 1.5% a year. Maybe I should snag up some CDs while I'm at it too huh?
baggies still hide in /trash/ so people don't laugh at them
>September 2 Friday = US Nonfarm Payroll August
>September 5 Monday = OPEC
>September 8 Thursday = ECB
>September 10 Saturday = Harvest Moon
>September 13 Tuesday= US CPI + Germany CPI
>September 14 Wednesday = PPI + UK inflation
>September 15 Thursday = UK central bank
>September 22 Wednesday = Fed
>September 25 Sunday evening = Rosh Hashanah ('Sell Rosh Hashanah, Buy Yom Kippur')
>September 26 Monday = Shemitah year cycle ends (expect a massive gap down)
>September 27 Tuesday = Rosh Hashanah ends
>September 30 Friday = PCE
>October 4/5 Tues/Weds = Yom Kippur
>November 8 Tuesday = Midterm election
>going massively long before September
>going massively long before a September in a Shemitah year
>going massively long before September in a Shemitah year in a midterm election year
>ISHYGDDT
Yessir. I love sulcata tortoises. If i ever make it I want to buy land in hot country and have a herd of tortoises.
mumus are the ones who "slurp" therefore doctor bobo calls mumu in the room for therapy
slurp that dip, slurpers
haha
>he doesnt know
>earn some money shorting BBBY
>lose way more money longing VTI and SOXL
oops
Factors against pivot:
>Unemployment still approximately 0%
>Headline CPI/Core PCE YoY numbers well above 2%
>Powell sucking off the ghost of Volcker
Factors for pivot:
>Monthly core CPI and PCE values rapidly approaching 0.1-0.2% range
>Dollar strength contributing to the collapse of the global economy/Plaza Accords 2
I do think they'll hike 75 next meeting but any big elements I'm missing here?
>Police have used “Fog Reveal” to create “patterns of life”
What video game is this
this market is gay
we're going to rebound when CPI comes out good again. estimates are already promising
I've been a bear all year and talked so much shit the whole fake and gay rally but I've closed out all my bear positions now except for DRIP and I'm starting to go bull.
390 psychological barrier looks like it will hold up today. Non farm payroll will be good tomorrow. Commodity/oil prices are coming down. 9/12 CPI data will be good. 50bps rate hike.
Everyone here is a doomer bear now. The fed might not be pivoting but I am.
395 SPY by tomorrow
give me my money back
>slurpers
user.....
bros at what point so i throw all my life savings into TQQQ
how much pain does powell + putin + september =
None of mine ever do. I've learned to accept the fact I can't pick shit. I'm sticking to the occasional tip from here and just getting back into VOOG at some point when things get even worse.
The one where they use the tracking device everyone carries in their pockets to figure out what a normal day looks like for people that break the law.
You forgot
>going massively long before September in a Shemitah year that's a Super Shemitah year in a midterm election year
>C3.ai is $14
>ath $160
Lmao! but worth a buy here?