/smg/ - Stock Market General

Clown edition

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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This market sucks more than Remy Lacroix's 2022 porn comeback.

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it was fake and gay and you cant convince me otherwise.

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JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

wow

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Anyone holding ASML?

JUST CRASH ALREADY, FUCKER. I HAVE ALL THIS CASH SITTING ON THE SIDELINES WAITING FOR IT BUT YOU JEWS KEEP FUCKING UP MY PLANS.

jesus christ delete this

LMFAO WTF!?!!?

Uranium

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midget porn is awesome

my stop loss was at 1.03 and it got triggered. 1.03 was the low of the day too so far.....


are the big noses hunting my stops cos i write mean things about them online?

lmao the absolute state of women
thank god we didn't force them to be respectable mothers, this is far more entertaining

I asked out the cute sperg developer from work.

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buckle up, g a p has been filled

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make the dumpies! DUMPIE WUMPIES SPURP THE POOPY DIPPY

She's got a bigger beer gut than me kek.

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>from work
user...

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the real /smg/ is the crabs we get along the way

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yes it is well known the jews fear smg gaining too much power

good job user, come back with stories of your autistic spaghetti spilling pls

Dumb frogposter

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Fuck it we gaan.

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kek green text the HR meeting afterwards.

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ah remi, every year just worse than last

Your broker was front running your trades and knew the exact penny to auto capitulate your position lmao

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I fucking told you it was fake and gay.

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>futures

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STFU CRAB FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CRAB! I GOT MY ACCOUNT FLAGGED BECAUSE YOU MADE ME DAY TRADE> YOU FUCKING CRAB FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YOUU!

take this back now!

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>NTI scenario predicted 10k cases by September 2022
>USA already has 17k cases
The SIGA fudders are wrong, monkeypoop is still happening and $16 is the bottom
SIGA WILL go to $100

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OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

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Mumu,you still there?

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LIVE ACTION SHOT FROM ANONS FIRST DATE WITH THE CUTE AUTISTIC GRIL

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I told you mumu’s your fun time was over, fake and gay mumu rally is cancelled

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question for uranium fags
why are we not seeing any movement in uranium prices
the commodity price is not telling the same story as the miners price - it has been completely flat
do you believe it has just been delayed, and will rise in time?
what is your explanation for uranium remaining flat while the miners have gone up 20% post Japan announcement
don't you find that unusual?

SHIT AND PISS 500

I PUT 10K INTO AMAZON, I WANT TO PUT MORE.

COME ON, FAT BEAR FUCKIN SHITS

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>SIGA WILL go to $100
you almost convinced me... it is also not deadly.

Remy bros...

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posting this should be a banable offense

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uranium miners are shorting uranium

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atrocious webm encoding

Bitcoin is crashing finally. Hold on to your butts.

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I'm seeing the markets preform at average 250% the rate of CHANGE in the dollar index. Is this accurate?

Are uranium miners run by da joos?

can i hold on to your butt instead?

SPY should be 395 right now

I know, i can still see those "things" clearly.

only if you are femoid, and if so show tits or gtfo.

>he doesn't know about the rare glowing jew

All jews glow, just at different brightness levels.

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>question for uranium fags
Uranium fags aren't human imagine buying uranium stocks after they've x10-x20 in the span of two years.

What's a joo?

Markets are crashing and SQQQ is doing nothing. I can never win.. oh well..

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BBBY is printing!!!!

A juicy poo

Wait. Rally cancelled. It's over.

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that's what you get for gookposting and it's honestly not enough of a punishment

Bahahahaha

Wtf

wait, then what's a rudy poo

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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i might identify as a femoid if its a nice butt

STARBUCKS(SBUX) is going cashless starting October 1st 2022
there has been chatter about a "cash free" central bank digital currency coming this december from uncle joe for a few months now too

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that's a pig hoof

Does petrobras really pay 40% dividend?

Teslabros, how are we looking?

Shares ON SALE today and just begging to be snapped up. I cannot see the color red without thinking "it's time to buy more Tesla!"

>boomer dad is still convinced inflation is caused by the supply chain

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It’s coming user, hope you know Jesus Christ

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dubs confirm.

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>Fed Now
2023, apparently.

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