Tick Tock mumu fags. Uncle Jerome is about to clap them cheeks like the booty bandit in 7 hours. Jim Brandon solidified this with his 10k college give back and Inflation Reduction Act. There was even some faggot asking since now he has his loans paid off what kind of car should he buy?..... We’re headed for a financial crisis not seen since 2009 and 2001 combined.
Dump on no news is the work of the jews. Literally the most bullish signal there is. If youre not buying siga right now its because you're retarded. Imagine betting against jews.
I've been staying in cash recently and I noticed that Fidelity keeps 2k of my money in 'margin equity' instead of it sitting in cash/money market. So does this mean Fidelity just gets to steal the interest on that 2k in perpetuity unless I go 100% equities?
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
I am looking forward to more heeming of boboniggers today
Isaac Taylor
I like stocks.
Colton Thomas
Welcome to banking. What the hell did you think they were doing with your money? Keeping it in your own personal safe guarded 24/7?
Lucas Ross
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Powell is going to be dovish until september, then rugpull the entire market with 1.5%
Justin Campbell
>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of CRYPTO, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m part of WALL STREET or something! You should totally come check out my wallet, listen here, right, it's a WALLET when you keep MONEY like COINS, BUT!!!! it's all CRYPTO like anonymous dark web HACKERS use, so you can BUY DRUGS with them without the FEDS bothering you. And dude, DUDE, my wallet got ETHEREUM and everything! i'm fucking JACKED man, let's go to BINANCE and get crazy buying DOGE together!!!
I should still earn interest on it though, hell I can't even withdraw it now without disabling margin on the account I think. They basically just stole 2k from me.