Joker edition
>Risk management:
pastebin.com
>Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com
>Brokers:
pastebin.com
>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
investing.com
>Screeners:
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org
>Misc:
market24hclock.com
tradingeconomics.com
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BBBY is squeezing
gay NVDA pump, also fpbp
JOE GLOWFAGGOT MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN
make sure to buy AAPL before this drops
twitter.com
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Thread not needed
YOU PUSH IT
>Pay to listen to two women talk in a car for two hours
lmao
Well done Mumu
However...
GORILLA DIAMONAPE HANDS RECESSION CANCELLED
SHIZZLE THE SHORT SQUIZZLE SLURPERINO THE DIPPERINO LAMBO TO THE MOON
[Reddit spacing]
BUY LEDDIT BUY BUY BUY
WOW I REALLY WANT TO HOLD OVERNIGHT AFTER SIX WEEKS OF IRRATIONAL PUMP FOR THE FEDERAL RESERVE TO ANNOUNCE THEIR NEXT RATE HIKE
T. A REAL INVESTOR IN THIS TOTALLY REAL MARKET
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell
i hate democrats but they sure are trying to pump my market (with massive inflation)
did you guys know this tuition forgiveness thing is supposedly going to cost more than all the covid stimulus checks
lol. lmao even.
I have 2k, /smg/
how do I make it 20k
SQQQ now or wait until big jerome and the reaction tomorrow?
>retards pay for appl+
like why?
What is this on? An app or something? How to buy stock?
i will hold overnight
t. oil gang
>tuition forgiveness thing is supposedly going to cost more than all the covid stimulus checks
Why even use taxes to pay for this shit? Student loans are owed to the Dept of Education, the government can just repudiate their debt.
it's unironically getting ridiculous
Why wouldn't you? It's not even possible for oil to go down with the Saudi's setting the floor at $90
OH SO WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME IS THAT I'M NOT A LOLCOW AFTER ALL
WELL IN THAT CASE FEEL FREE TO GO SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS INSTEAD OF HARASSING ME IN THE FUTURE
>ima Muslim in deep red Georgia xD
>also don’t mind my expensive glasses and fashion wear or the fact I’m sitting at a round table with other wealthy wimmen
>and no I’m not a foreign interloper, you are in your home country xD
Buy SQQQ
TWO WORDS:
BLUE BUBBLES
Simple as.
BUY SQQQ and watch the world burn!
make responsible people pay for the losers, that's how it goes with demotards
DUDE WEED LOL
(my TLRY is back up to 1/3 what I paid for it)
It's on this magic black rectangle I carry in my pocket while traveling about
I hate jannies so god damn much it's unreal
what if you are holding short calls?
Wait, this is a bit too easy and obvious, no?
how do i triple my money before todays close. quick smg i need big brains for this
this is a really bullish signal. KPop retard bought almost the top of siga, and if he really is tinny he also sold right before the GME pump
Why even cover it up at this point? just offer people 10k to vote for biden
In an economy that's based on socialist faggots running game theory on the lowest rungs of society, yes.
>SIGA fell 15% today
>No one cares
What app?
how much did you lose today?
captcha: SG0YX
You skipped the hilarious text this time, user, good for you. Next time just don't post at all, and then you might not be conspiciously *un*funny anymore!
it would be a shame if we had a near 2% day on SPY tomorrow just to fuck over that retard who sold naked SPY calls
a damn shame.....
Kike's Hood
I'm already down so much I'm too numb to care
retard here
if I own stock on market open on ex-dividend date I get the dividend right? even if I bought 5 minutes before close the previous day?
I lost a whole 0.1% of one of my accounts, you stupid faggot fuck. Any other questions?
People going bankrupt
Normies cannot pay the mortgage
Housing prices fall off a cliff
Families cannot put food on the table
People infected from Monkey poop
Blood clots and cancer from the death shot
Stock market around the world free fall
China Invades Taiwan
No more GAS for EU
>Me holding SQQQ.
can't wait to get rugpulled the moment after hours starts
what the fuck is a broker?
Its like they're trying to be intentionally horrible
I'd be even more green today if not for SIGA
It's over Bobos! Thanks for FUCKING playing!
If you all died, I would be happy. I would spend the next day singing to myself and laughing.
Fuck you, you fucking shitheads. Go harass someone else unless you want me to make a *special point* of coming here and doing this every single day.
I went halfsies in already, I'll go the other half if the market clowns up after the speech.
LUMbros we're back
Bobo btfo!
lmao! got em!
Why are you dancing? That's all extremely bullish. I expect profit margins to increase with less bloat. Cutting hiring and laying off staff will reduce payroll. Do you not understand? The market WANTS to see a 'crash' which will send the market to the moon.
its the platform that you use to trade stocks
Any other steel chads around?
bobros, it's our time soon.
look at how bullish that last candle is, tomorrow powell will be so dovish we will get at least 4% on the nasdaq :)
>I made a post too!!
lol! nice!
Ding ding ding! How did it go today user?
What ticker is this? I want to go long
well well well
what a green market we are having today
A bunch of glowfaggots ruined the internet for everyone again -- the do call them FAGGOTS for a reason after all, -- and also I lost a few dollars on the stock market.
steel fabricator here (draftsman)
workin on some rooftop air condenser unit dunnage framing right now
my primary income is stock trading though these days kek
the bitches call me stainless steel
>impending market crash is bullish because stonks will go up after the crash
is this the ultimate mumucope?
bad, i woke up puking blood, and then i lost all my money gambling on deep out of the money options.
Fucking asshole
based
I sold almost everything
i got stop lossed at 23 in slight profit. shoul bought at 9 like i almost did
I bet that stupid cunting bitch can't even ban me without outing herself as a corrupt piece of shit.
>clothes are only one size
>most models are blonde
that's one cheeky Italian
user don't tell me you are the one who sold naked calls dated for tomorrow? You know spy only has to go up like 1.1% and you'll get margin called right?
Didn't beat SPY. Sad.
Up 0.18%. I'm gonna go play something now good night everyone.
Hey
If shorting is so “good” for the markets, why was it outlawed temporarily in 2008?
You have been ranting none stop for 7 or so hours. Go do something constructive with your time, it is really rather sad at this point.
calm down and go air yourself out on Any Forums or something
-1.26%
>makes the same first post so everybody knows his ID every thread
Just use a trip already, goddamn
FAKE GAY FRAUDULENT HOMOSEXUAL
i'm not tinny
i'm not jim cramer
you motherfucka
up nicely since i was at work today
I've been trading too, you retarded fuck.
No risk of getting margin called
Just calling you out for being a Pajeet schadenfreude addict
is it just me or do a lot of the women anchors on bloomberg look like they could be men? broad shoulders, large hands and feet, sharp jawlines...
Anyone playing Palladium, looks like it's about to pop
why did nasdaq moon now before close?
does powell make it a 50 bps rise tomorrow or even just 25, or ist the marked just retarded?
because Mr. Shekelberg was about to go bankrupt and take everybody down with him
Nah, I would rather make it abundantly clear that bullying me and trying to tell me what to do gets you absolutely fucking nowhere.
FAGGOT.
How do you trade when the Feds are monitoring and countering your every move
>cunting
Now that's a word I haven't hear in a good while.
look it's quite simple really
green line go up and to the right
i see a dip and i slurp
hahahaha poor bobo
>naked spy calls
>no risk of being margin called
I hope you got part of this steel run.
CLF just raised the price of rolled steel by $75/ton.
Hopefully we don't get fucked by a Chinese dump.
Usually by waiting for the lower end of a range and using a tight stop.
I don't dare look at my portfolio after the mumu euphoria I've seen here. Are my puts fucked?
>I hope you got part of this steel run.
no man im literally in the industry and seeing costs of materials go up
Assumptions like these prove my thesis correct, fucking asshole. Dicks fuck both assholes and pussies, and if we don't, you guys just shit on everything and we'll end up with shit on all our pussies and dicks
user, it's the most buttfucking ridiculous thing you can imagine.
PPT literally just doesn't care anymore. They just don't give a shit if everyone on the entire planet knows that the U.S. economy is a literal fraud.
[spoiler] no [/spoiler]
Holy fuck oil is flatter than my ex's chest
VT is up 1.45%
>How
Nice try FBI
>+2,5%
i'm getting better at day-trading, but i'm still not managing risk well