Gap edition
>Risk management:
pastebin.com
>Educational sites:
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewsnow.com
>Brokers:
pastebin.com
>Stock market dictonary:
pastebin.com
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
investing.com
>Screeners:
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org
>Misc:
market24hclock.com
tradingeconomics.com
Previous:
my bear pants are going to be so pooped by the end of the day
I only got this in at the last moment in the last thread, so for everyone else:
Here is your MidDay Market News. Slightly late today Edition:
>JPow to Speak tomorrow. Probably won't say anything new
>Peloton revenue drops 30% YOY
>Institutional Funds are selling their Office Building properties and holdings
>Funds selling more Bonds, becoming more optimistic about the economy
>The average 30 year fixed Mortgage rate is 5.5%. Almost double what it was last year
>Amazon to close US TeleHealth business
>US GDP shrinks only 0.6% in 2nd Quarter, much less than predicted. Jobless claims date better than predicted as well
>Hyundai mad at Washington over loss of electric vehicle subsidies
>The U.S. and China are nearing an agreement that would allow American accounting regulators to travel to Hong Kong to inspect the audit records of Chinese companies listed on the New York Stock Exchange
>Texas accuses Blackrock of energy company boycott in ESG Crackdown
>Hedge funds build their biggest bet against the Italian economy since 2008
>European Central Bank is very worried that as the Euro continues to get weaker compared to the US Dollar, that inflation will soar.
And that's been the news. Hope your lunch was great today, and if you are on the West Coast, hope you have a great lunch.
BRO DONT BUY OPTIONS JUST SHARES
ITS TOTALLY NOT A PUMP AND DUMP
DONT BUY OPTIONS AND PROFIT OFF THE VOLATILTIY, JUST BUY SHARES
YOU PUSH IT
So far down 1k bobros.
Not bad right considering markets going to crash Friday
SIGA is going to 0
AEVA
Everyone say thank you do Joe Biden and his tuition forgiveness plan for today's rally.
How much did you lose today?
Check the noode lines.
I'm going all in on SOXS
surely I can't lose money on it this time
I have good entry on my vol position so I don't know what everyone else is crying about.
What are the odds JPow announces a 100bps hike tomorrow? My tummy is rumbling, this may be the beginning of the end my frens
GREAT THINKING user!
I CAN'T EVEN GET THE OVERALL DIRECTION RIGHT, SO I'LL JUST START MAKING LEVERAGED BETS ON VOLATILITY INSTEAD!!
who the fuck is jackson and why is his hole so important?
>buying exercise bike companies that doesn't make exercise bikes.
sweep the leg johnny
>NVDA
Thread not needed
Tomorrow is Friday the 26th. It's like 2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one. I'm thinking it ends tomorrow.
why do you think we are pumping today? obviously he will be dovish. smart money knows. the hidden tigers have gone back to sleep. the forest is no longer dark nor is it stinky. it's completely over for the bears.
+13$ atm
Alright ya nerds. I bought 7500 shares of DPLS.
>This is me telling today
>you cannot complain next thread how I am not telling you about this
make it 125bps
SQQQ today or tomorrow
rate hike will only be 50
It was obviously a pump and dump so buying calls was the right thing to do.
it's quite spicy for the size of jackson's bunghole
no hijes are announced tomorrow dipshit, Powell is giving a speech and they're looking to it for clues on September, 50 or 75 bps. You want to look for calendar of FOMC.
Up $210 so far.
I trimmed shares today
>TLT up
>Vix down
>Market up
Is this right?
Is TLT lying?
top signal
>2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one
make it 200
finally the jew insider gives some useful insight.
isn't that where Buffet lives?
>that artistically perfect Bart on PTON
Man I'd be making so much money today if I weren't getting fucked by SIGA
Thoughts on indoor, aeroponic farms?
How many of you bet against eternal bullish exuberance? How many of you bet against NVDA? Be honest.
retard
I just need a margin agreement to sell short. Gonna research upcoming fda approvals
Market lying.
I wonder how much of it is Tesla stock splitting circlejerk.
YEAH WHY JUST BUY AND SELL SHARES WHEN I COULD BE USING LEVERAGE AND PAYING EXTRINSIC PREMIUMS I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
THIS THREAD TOTALLY DOESN'T EXIST JUST TO HELP GLOWIES SELL OPTIONS TO RETARDS AT ALL!
I just went all in on Garbage Don's stock
bought a 150p for 45.
It was a lotto
Once the stock went from $164 to $178 in an hour I took profit to wait for a better reentry and scalp a few extra shares. I got out at $177.77 the algos were talking to me
>It's like 2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one
YEAH THATS RIGHT JUST BUY SHARES BECAUSE THAT WILL DIRECTLY AFFECT THE VALUE OF MY DOGS JUST BUY SHARES DO NOT BUY CALLS I REPEAT APES BUY AND HOLD
I bought a new video editing software on steam today. Hope it will increase the production value if my updates. Wish me luck.
WOW NOW YOU LOOK LIKE EVEN MORE OF A SHILLING ASSHOLE CONGRATS
>Tomorrow is Friday the 26th. It's like 2 Friday the 13ths rolled into one. I'm thinking it ends tomorrow.
tomorrow is my birthday
thank you for the news user. You deserve more (You)s
Gonna be 75.
I capitulated on SIGA. Please at least thank me when the price rebounds.
Losing more money....
bullshit ass market
Just slurped, thank you for your shares.
Throw a cheeky 50 at them
What did you buy? Shotcut is free (though has a rough learning curve)
>be boglehead
>only ever buy index funds
>planning to live off the dividends
>meanwhile retards are gambling their life savings away on meme stocks and options
Ok I'm gonna need oil to pick a fucking direction and stick to it.
Thanks for the QRD, really appreciate it (unironically). I have my final exams this week, so i don’t have a lot of time to spend with my smg bros :(
Well at least everybody is going to remember your birthday after tomorrow.
lol 420 smoke weed bro stocks on fire
happy birfday kid, in case I'm not here tomorrow
SOXS holders you beclown yourselves
Hilarious user. Everyone loves having a bunch of glowing dickheads here to bully people with unfunny memes that aren't even reddit-tier so much. It just wouldn't be the same without all of your clever one-liners.
Do you want to get involved in a fight between your people and the other sand people? Ballsy
Movavi video editor plus 2020. I had it on my wish list for years but I'm a Jew so I'll never buy anything unless it's heavily discounted. It was marked down 90 % today so I had to. It's definitely for beginners but anything is better than windows video editor