SERGEY

sergey is speaking
twitter.com/chainlink/status/1562832180014989312

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HEIL SERGEY

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A few minutes in, nothing but the usual buzzwords. Just left

LETS GOOOOOO

>what's next for chainlink?
>bla bla bla, chainlink is standard
i'm so tired

what is the point of this same speech no slides?

It's literally nothing

sounding a bit megalomaniac there serg, lol

He can't even manage proper audio

Ask him about the lack of diversity among Chainlink devs and accuse him of racism

Lmao is he just reading old powerpoints?? Wasnt this supposed to be a q&a…dude has ZERO self awareness

>accuse him of racism
congratulate him of racism

LMAO what is going on with the fudders today

I sold all, no announcements after 10 minutes

I need to get through to Serge. My link cubes have maintained a particularly strong odor and I don't know what to do.

you can ask Sergey hows the weather and he'll somehow start talking about Chainlink being the standard

He is very well spoken, I have to admit the task Chainlink aims to handle seems insanely difficult to create. I’m not fudding but god damn this is no easy task to create. I wish them the best of luck.

100%

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Sirgay is a WEF puppet now. Doubt he cares about the cypto community anymore

All of these answers are rehearsed. You can tell he's reading off of a piece of paper

Im a girl and sergey really turns me on. God his voice is so sexy. Im getting wet just listening to him!

Chainlink, the standard.

ECONOMICS 2.0, BULLISH

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IS SERGEY IN A FUCKING CAVE WTF IS GOING ON

he has answered the same question every single day for 5 years now, I'm sure he can spew out all this even if you wake him up in the middle of the night

its a synthesized voice too

Wtf he just farted and could hear it

It's the mansion he bought after dumping 200m link

Lol hes in the bathroom taking a shit. His morning bigmac just hit him

Serfey sounds a lot like a young, fat Tom Cruise

>buzzword bingo
>on verge of massive economic downturn
crypto is fucked for the next two years. nothing he says changes that

Sergey is an AI now

nah he's in the bathroom

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HE'S ON THE TOILET TAKING A SHIT FFS. SOLD

Does he think Chainlink is gonna be some kind of huge industry standard. Fucking deluded retard.

We got scammed.

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IT'S BECOME THE STANDARD

this nigga kinda stalling tho fr

>Once youre in the position of being the standard
>the standard

zirpsissies on an hero watch.

always was

It already is, just in DeFi, which of course isn't that big when compared to other areas.

Sergey the Philosopher King coming to you live from Plato's Cave.

its already the standard my nigga

Wow lol so Economics 2.0 is literally just removing the token and doing an IPO?

lmao lurk moar

kek

He's implying that smart contracts and by extension chainlink is going to take over the entire world in this schizo rambling.

I showed my dad a brief Sergey presentation on YouTube and he asked me if anyone had ever seen him in person

Rents gotten too high. He had to downsize and live on the land.

blah blah blah token not needed

>he actually named the jews and Bancor

ITS HAPPENING

$7

>so uhm, value, uhm security
>basically the money will flow
>uhm
he is spilling the spaghetti

Well of course yes that's his dream which he strives for.
Is this your first day here lol

Does your dad work at Nintendo?

wait wait wait

increasing user fees?

There's a little echo on his microphone l, reminds me of Adolph Hitler speech

Fees from using Chainlink services, which are then paid to node operators/stakers.

more users using more services = more fees

Yes, they had to become the standard first. Now they will raise the price of one 1 single Chainlink token to 10 million dollars per coin.

will be huge for stakers

i think this shit is so cool bros. sure i wish the price had been better but link is such a cool project ahh. It really couldnt have been anything else. Im a muslim man but i have to admit pregnant sergey turns me on.

fucking checked

holy checked

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checkerino, this wasn't priced in yet

he is in his early 33 and achieved this already.
what are you doing with your life?

HES TALKING ABOUT CCIP GET IN HERE

пpoвepeни

NEW SERVICES:
>CCIP
>DECO

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HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

riding his coattails, and there's literally nothing wrong with that

Deco and Ccip?

what about staking?

He literally is

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A BRIDGE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

they have the chance to ask any question and they go for
>so tell us sergey what features will come out next
>ccip and staking
wow thank you so much for this
it's not like everybody already knows this shit
ask some hard questions you fkn faggot

stfu and listen to your god faggot

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CCIP STILL NEEDS TO ENTER TEST NET LMAO DEC 31 RELEASE DATE CONFIRMED

This piece of shit

What is deco

oh shit they;re rolling out candID finally

Interior decoration of the blockchain.