There are NPCs on this board who give financial advice but can't even rotate a cow in their mind

I've reflected many times, and I've come to the objective conclusion that you're a faggot who lusts after our critical thinking skills and our ability to resist propaganda. It's okay, you're just a side-character in our storylines, there's no shame in it but don't try to get too mad. Non-npc chads just can't stop winning.

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I can think of a real cow.

>objective
>from my subjective vantage point

>seeking validation from anti-social incels
Where do you think you are?

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sorry guys I think you're on the wrong website you might like reddit

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roll

They hated him because he spoke the truth

This would've made the Turing test infallible.

rolling for 69 or 34

>Biggest NPC behavior is thinking yourself superior to others and needing to believe that other people don't have an inner monologue
>NOOOOO everyone is exactly the same in only this one specific thing because... just because ok!?

Rotate this in your mind, NPC

*farts directly into your mouth*

i'm zooming in on the cow's butthole

Heckin Rollerino

she rotated and then just licked my face, thanks OP

help bros I tried it and now I can't stop it spinning

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soon you will have liftoff. embrace the bird life.

GET IN HERE, STALKER

How do I profit from being attracted to damaged goods?

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>illegal twerk