New pokemon trailer promo thing. Probably pretty self explanatory?
New pokemon
Nathaniel Diaz
Gavin Walker
It's confirmed paradox mons are single stage.
Aiden Reyes
Uhhh... OP...
You forgot that the Ancient/Future forms do NOT evovlve...
Josiah Myers
Cool concept.
Therefore it is fake.
Thomas Sanchez
Wrong colour for fighting
Jace Gonzalez
Oh no that looks horrible, please be fake.
Henry Fisher
>doesn't have a name
>evolves
Cute art but you didn't even try with the rest.
Daniel Gonzalez
duality of man
Asher Sanchez
Was this made by the user who has a fetish for bonking girls on the head with clubs? If so props for taking the act to incredible extremes
Ryder Bell
>bonk
What is it with signature moves having retarded names?
Eli Roberts
Name five.
Jeremiah Wright
Imagine if we get these forms and they do evolve to both confirm and BTFO leaks at the same time. Give me the unga bunga caveman line now, Game Freak, I need it badly.
Angel Howard
>brown skin
>bone in hair
Oh no. The africans won't like this
Anthony Garcia
Does the future form have a lightsaber?
Leo Roberts
not that user but
Octazooka
Infernal Parade
Ceaseless Edge
Psyshield Bash
Luster Purge
Precipice Blades
Core Enforcer
Clangorous Soul
every LGPE Partner move
Mason Hall
>Infernal Parade
It's a cultural allusion that perfectly fits H-Typhlosion's role as a psychopomp.
>Ceaseless Edge
A very funny name that also conveys the fact that it keeps damaging the target even after the attack is over.
>Psyshield Bash
This is just a literal description of the move.
>Precipice Blades
Also a description of what the move is.
>Clangorous Soul
>Luster Purge
>Octazooka
Okay, these ones are actually kind of dumb, but the LGPE moves don't count so that's only 3.
Carter Brown
Can I use Z-Move names?
Joshua Green
Where's the proof paradox mons are even real?
Jace Jenkins
Me
Cameron Wood
No. They aren't real moves.
Leaked by confirmed leakers.
Mason Rodriguez
At least someone put some effort into this fake leak
Alexander Powell
Ice Burn
Freeze Shock
Origin Pukse
Techno Blast
Bleakwind Storm
Sparkling Aria
Zing Zap
Moongeist Beam
Grav Apple
Dragon Energy
Xavier Adams
>Ice Burn
>Freeze Shock
Literal descriptions of the move again.
>Origin Pulse
Kyogre is a primeval pokemon so it makes sense.
>Techno Blast
It's a blast made with technology.
>Bleakwind Storm
This one is so straightforward I'm not even sure what your poblem with it is.
>Sparkling Aria
It's a Water-type sound move.
>Zing Zap
Okay, I'll give you this one.
>Moongeist Beam
Lunala is quite literally a moongeist.
>Grav Apple
It's a pun on "crab apple."
>Dragon Energy
Another fitting one, but I guess it is dumb.
So we've finally reached 5 dumb ones.
Levi Gomez
What is bleakwind?
Hunter Walker
Bleak
>(of the weather) cold and miserable.
Jace Mitchell
>Octazooka
how is this dumb it's an octopus bazooka
Ethan Parker
it sounds stupid