/smg/ - Stock Market General

Windows edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
brokerchooser.com/

>Stock Market Vocabulary
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
earningswhispers.com/calendar
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
investing.com/dividends-calendar/
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
portfoliovisualizer.com

Previous:

Attached: 1653127198970.png (1920x1080, 32.27K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/GZ_iTzj5Z3k?t=13
youtube.com/watch?v=YaCD5BLwlLA
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

the edition of this thread is the POOP edition
thank you for your understanding

So glad I sold SIGA. Now I'll I can slip the dip in a few days. hehe

Attached: ab5a74404057c43df46975841d86159f.jpg (236x236, 10.37K)

Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage, capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. All finance assets like money,crypto,debt,bonds etc are purely parasitic in nature and serve no purpose nor have any inherent value. Ever escalating recessions, poverty,wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and INTENDED functions of it, NOT glitches, and every single financier or crypto dudebro is a literal parasite.

Your stock market will perish parasites

Just put $20k into SQQQ
*dabs*

Attached: 1643419611232.jpg (1024x786, 59.63K)

brown id poop

YOU PUSH IT

Attached: yeh.jpg (229x306, 11.75K)

Based link poster
is hasan not streaming right now? no one cares, loser.

I'm not even going to fucking bother opening the stock market today

JOE MARKET SETPOINT COMMUNIST FAGGOT FAKE SOCIETY BIDEN

>bbby pumps during the day
>dumps after hours

Seems like JZ is the chinese IPO pump and dump for today.
Remember not to buy in 20x the opening price user!

*plop*

>he doesn't know what a wash sale is
Based.

Attached: 1661361134385434m.jpg (1024x997, 118.18K)

Attached: 1501431935475.jpg (500x382, 20.52K)

yeah

Attached: 1660100333330422.png (744x771, 1.21M)

YEAH ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOUR SHITTY FAGGOT POSTS THAT CONTRIBUTE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO REALITY OTHER THAN ESTABLISH YOUR FAGGOT METACOMMENTARY THAT IS USELESS BECAUSE NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, FAGGOT, AND IT'S A THREAD ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET

Wash sales don't matter unless you're swinging half a million

>gookposter sold his bags
I don't know if that's good or bad

Attached: 1661114559229525.jpg (1000x1000, 137.85K)

Long $MEDS.

AEVA

Attached: im-393971.jpg (1644x1095, 74.3K)

ANOTHER STUNNING, HILARIOUS CONTRIBUTION STRAIGHT FROM THE MEME FOLDER OF ANONYMOUS

this market is bullshit

Attached: 4u.jpg (915x1500, 238.58K)

I KEEP IT COMIN' WITH THE OOOOOooOOOoOOOOoOOOOOOOOO
youtu.be/GZ_iTzj5Z3k?t=13

Attached: 1636302701269.jpg (224x250, 5.26K)

so what'd you lose money on?

Attached: 1636287267602.jpg (603x328, 51.58K)

ARE YOU GOING TO HARASS THIS GUY TOO NOW YOU UNFUNNY FAGGOT SHITWAD?

GET FUCKED BOBO

Attached: 1645404312958.png (643x772, 386.49K)

I would like to remind you that the kpop faggot bought his SIGA at 20+ (most likely near the top given the time frame he started posting about it) and finally took a loss yesterday

KWAB

Attached: 1646852787723.png (929x1175, 370.67K)

okay NVDA bear spread user
come out and take your beatings
you told everyone yesterday how fucked NVDA was because "the options market wasn't even open!!!!" (lmao) and now it's up 3%.

Attached: bear spread retard.png (1366x703, 268.36K)

Sell today or tomorrow?

Attached: 3923DE3C-BF2A-45F1-9CF0-CF378CAB6466.jpg (1170x1910, 302.3K)

it's forming the last shoulder for a head and shoulders. the same thing happened for the peak a few months back. same thing happened with the local bottom to "return to normal"

the universe never had a singular point of a beginning. everything is a fractal. this includes market participant behavior in the markets, creating fractal head and shoulder patterns.

ESOTERIC KNOWLEDGE OR MENTAL ILLNESS
YOU DECIDE

Attached: 1654177647065.jpg (540x504, 228.08K)

CAN ALL THE FBI GLOWFAGGOTS PLEASE JUST GET IN A CAR TOGETHER AND DRIVE IT INTO A RIVER BECAUSE THE BOARD IS FUCKING GARBAGE WHEN IT'S YOU CUNTS POSTING
ALL YOU DO IS BULLY PEOPLE AND IT IS FUCKING STUPID, BORING, AND GAY.
THEY SHOULD HAVE LEFT TOTSE UP SO *BORING GLOWFAGGOT ASSHOLES* WOULD HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO PRETEND TO BE FUNNY

Attached: 1643057465532.png (1916x1040, 740.05K)

Tomorrow

Attached: 1647829814133.jpg (1200x630, 91.52K)

Half today half tomorrow

>bears claim the stock market is rigged and manipulated yet continue to put more money into their shorts
there's no curing stupidity, I guess

Attached: 1658947415604395.jpg (1074x861, 135.5K)

opened a short

>gookweebs are cripplingly retarded
More news at 11.

yeah this stopped working about 10 weeks ago; you're welcome for the memo

just answer the question, user
it's part of the healing process

Attached: 1630844123520.jpg (569x644, 17.3K)

OUT OF MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

Attached: 1648587845375.png (1947x1525, 948.8K)

at least half by lunch today.

So why are the markets pumping?

If SPX doesn't bounce off daily moving average that's your signal Joe wants 6000.

im doubling down on my shorts here bullshit ass rigged market

Attached: 210699174.jpg (1280x720, 119.07K)

Hello fell trader, how do you do?

Attached: 1656533928479.jpg (788x861, 180.69K)

~hOw mUcH dId yOu LoSe~
>smugfaggot.jpg

I'm hilarious now!

Attached: 1658507086415.jpg (2048x1536, 846.73K)

Honest predictions for Friday, Cpi, September, and shemitah?

dead cat bounce

No reason. Watch dumb niggers cry "wtf why did we dump so much for no reason??" tomorrow though.

where are you NVDA bear spread user
are you desperately trying to close out your 1 DTE bear spreads after they went ITM?

Attached: 1661376767269473.jpg (1186x548, 78.25K)

green, green, green, green
further predictions
mumu pants: clean
bobo pants: brown and stinky

What are the best indexes for long-term investing?

>when you realize the green glow is actually BRAP gas

>"BUT HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE?!"
never gets old
youtube.com/watch?v=YaCD5BLwlLA

well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

Attached: 1643240436988.jpg (2304x4096, 1008.33K)

I'm sorry for shitting on you yesterday lumposter(s)

Go take a nap, your clealry in melt down mode. It's for your own good

I wish Powell would stop being a faggot pretending he cares about inflation already

Yeah it's just the height of comedy!
Not at all a mechanism for a bunch of fucking assholes to skew sentiment while making the thread a trash heap of pure faggot shit and driving away anyone who isn't a fucking faggot!

>Nooooooooo the market is supposed to crash!!!

Attached: 1659440901319755.png (645x770, 75.13K)

>go through dark alley in poorest part of town
>get mugged and raped
>fucking gay shit I swear this is rigged
>go back to that alley the next day
You people are something else

>no talking about downside potential allowed
FAGGOT

haha great post
@bears
i fart on you

Attached: 1653488974699.gif (1000x1000, 461.33K)

Mumu euphoria

too many bobos. Low volume. Easy to squeeze. Simple

Spy for liquidity & small spreads. Never bet against America.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BEARS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXHUBERENCE

Imagine devoting your whole life to being a FAGGOT who thinks status and knowledge are interchangeable.

I look like this and said this

Attached: bitc.png (860x758, 561.46K)

This shit is getting pumped until november. When are you gonna get it through your fucking skull?

>$19
>$19
>$19

Attached: 1641589389755.png (734x893, 881.39K)

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE THREAD WHEN A CRITICAL MASS OF GLOWFAGGOTS DECIDE TO HELP THEIR FAGGOT PRESIDENT BID THE MARKET UP SO MORE FAGGOTS CAN GET INTO OFFICE

Haha yeah this is totally normal market movement haha BUY BUY BUY

Attached: Screenshot_20220825-104839_Chrome.jpg (1080x2400, 402.36K)

For the ultra-long-term the answer is obviously SP500 but NDX isn’t bad for the long term either