>be me
>another day in real estate euphoria
>open my Zillow app™
>zestimate up 20% from yesterday
>grab lunch
>zestimate up another 5%
>take dog on walk
>”your zestimate has increased 13.2% in the last hour”
>open news, homelessness has reached 50% across the U.S.
>app ping, ”your zestimate has increased 5.6% in the last 5 minutes”
>brush teeth
>go to bed
>another day spent in zestimate™ bliss
Be me
Grayson Long
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Eli White
What value does it have if you never sell?
Andrew Mitchell
I love this meme
Kevin Gomez
What color is your zestimate?
Charles Sullivan
No matter how many guns you buy or how hard you try to hide we will find you and euthanize you landleech parasite
I know what the ruling classes think. They know the collapse is coming and the guillotines will be coming out pretty soon but they are banking on the possibility that at least their offspring will be able to survive and a new parasitic class will be established again like it has happened many times in the past.
Well I am here to tell you that none of you parasites will remain. Not you, not your children, not your buissness partners, none. We are coming for all of your heads.
Jace Perry
>tons of information proving conclusively the world is run by pedophiles who rape and murder kids en masse
>this is all landlords fault!
William Anderson
>I want to live in your house for free
>But YOU'RE the parasite!
Brayden Garcia
nigger you aren't coming for shit, landowners have all the guns wtf are you gonna do
Julian Gray
>Capitalism operating as usual for hundreds of years
>ITS DA JOOOZZ SECRET ALIEN EVIL CABAL
Take your meds nazi schizo or at least tell me where you live so i can euthanize you and spare you of you suffering
You are a brave alpha male aryan supersoldier no who is most definitely not a closeted pedophile and rapist(ignore the 24/7 obsession with pedophilia and rape and misogyny) so why anonymous hiding? Tell me where you live
Gavin Morales
I don't have one. I don't live in the US.
Benjamin Nelson
You’re trying too hard. 0/10.
Cooper Thompson
>the ability to own things and trade is the reason this group has wanted to overthrow society and prey on the innocent for thousands of years!
Alexander Ross
Holy mother of noses
Sebastian Hughes
Anthony Reyes
this is my new favorite meme
Noah Gray
Are you zetarded with this dumbass post? Imagine being a landlord cuck. Just going to keep chilling with my bags of ETH and MATIC. knowing I'm not screwing over the little man. You're part of the problem.
Parker Campbell
Lmfao MOGGED
Carter Sullivan
Ehm, I have a house in greece in a small village on top of a mountain at the side of a mountain ridge with great view. The village has less than 100 inhabitants. The beach is 10 mins by car. Next big place with tourists, food and night live is 20-25 mins away. I feel so mogged.
Grayson Ramirez
Good God, man. If you're a richfag why would you live in anything else. Those huge fucking windows, that classic architecture, muh. Fucking. Dick.
Julian Sullivan
>the absolute state of delusional rentoid seething
lmao at your life
Blake Rivera
Requires having people around (i.e. full time staff) to maintain.
Aiden Hughes
Makes me extremely horny and smug
Jonathan King
Who gives a shit if you're loaded. What, 10 people, 50k a year each. A half a million, if i'm rich I can eat that.
Daniel Wood
I'm not talking about the cost user. Why would I want to see paid laborers?
John Stewart
Look up in the sky, it's a bird? It's a plane?
Nah, it's just stacy high off her zestimate
Housing is going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better sale!
You'll be the one, with an upside down house
The bigger your house, the harder the prices will fall
This biggity boy's a diggity dog
Twerking in an underwater house
House Down, Booty Up, timber
I'm slicker than an zestimate price
She said housing won't fall, but I bet she will, timber
Swing your houses right and round
End of the night, it's going down
One more mortgage, another round
Spend your house like a cash cow, it's going down
Swing your houses round and round
End of the year, it's going down
One more payment, another round
End of the month, you'll be without a house!
Elijah Roberts
Kek, based and 0.01% pilled.
Brandon Cox
It's uncanny if you look closely. There's a lot of fakery in it, a strange style mix, extra greebling where it's unnecessary, and the edge of it is industrial warehouse tier. The border needs to be broken up by vegetation or unique decoration. Symmetry is important, but so is asymmetry. Color needs to be incorporated so the face doesn't look like a desert.
All in all, it's a soulless design typical of the modern McMansion. The materials look durable on the surface, but I bet it will all fall apart the second there's some water damage.
Nicholas Nelson
You can always open a line of credit using your home and then buy the BTC dip. Or another home.
Nolan Morales
>house in Greece
Hunter Long
Please don’t take the mark of the beast. I know when the antichrist comes on scene you Jews will wholeheartedly believe he is the messiah. Don’t be deceived.
Asher Garcia
>t. actual parasite
Ian Perez
Holy kike cope
Robert Sanchez
bless you Stacy. keep winning and dunking on minorities and other poors.
Jayden Cruz
>he didn’t triple heloc
girls…
Liam Ramirez
I cant wait to be Zestimate Stacy's sub rent slave. Fuck me harder mommy.