>be me
>at the bar with a few work colleagues
>one of them is wearing this dogshit cheap casio
>Barmaid: "Is that real gold?"
>Colleague: "Yes"
>See them going home together in a taxi two hours later
Are women really this retarded?
Be me
Benjamin Foster
Christopher Diaz
its a cool watch.
seethe
Jayden Perez
She was already interested in him, which is why she started a conversation. He didn't spill spaghetti and that was good enough.
Benjamin Myers
those casios are the best watches on the fucking planet
20 bucks and they get a hit every single time
it's unreal
Camden Moore
For me it's A1000 or bust, it activates my almonds that we can't get more digital Casio's with steel cases
David Adams
>nerds trying to justify not being able to afford an apple watch.
LMAO what world are you imbeciles living in.
Cooper Fisher
It was an inside joke, it went over your head
Josiah Clark
This might be the most annoying bait in watch threads, get new material
Aiden Nelson
>apple watch
A "watch" that you have to charge every day? Ew, no thanks, I'll stick to my 10y battery or solar powered casios
Jose Evans
Girls recognise a guy wearing a Casio is an ultra Chad move
Joshua Wright
Please stop starting your le epic greentext stories with "be me". It's redundant.
Liam Baker
>steel cases
I think you mean platinum
Levi Hall
Those casios are great because bin laden owned one
Luke Cruz
>wore casios when i was a brokie
>girls always complimented me
>got some money, bought a nice watch
>not as many complements, only 1 girl asked if it was a rolex
>go back to casio
>flooded with compliments again
Casio is the best, you don't need anything else really
Jonathan Cook
they are my favorite watches but there are some cooler watches out there like the bulova accutron
Daniel Moore
This happened
Kevin Price
casios are cheap, relatable, masculine
expensive watches are necklaces and rings for men, exceedingly feminine
Nathaniel Ramirez
the exception would be heritage watches but you don't wear those to bars
Joshua Howard
Based
Jace Hall
>apple watch
Lol. Lmao.
Fellow solar watch chad
The more I have to maintain and fuck with a piece of tech I own, the more of a failure it is
Tyler Carter
the sheer amount of faggots on this board that have NO CLUE how women work is way too high. touch grass ASAP, its fucking pathetic.
your colleague has game. he MADE her attracted to him. women have no choice in this matter if done correctly. go outside. go be attactive and for fuck sake get laid for once in your pathetic life.