Average energy bill cost in the UK is £1,971 yet mine is never over £120 a month...

Average energy bill cost in the UK is £1,971 yet mine is never over £120 a month. Are these stats bollocks or otherwise how the fuck is the average so high.

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tf is da shi on yo mug bruh you look mid af no cap

I bought a deano box about 3 years ago, by some absolute miracle there has been some sort of problem and I only receive gas and water bills, never ever been billed for electricity. Even if they do catch on, I think the maximum you have to pay back if you've been under charged is 1 year so I've got at least 2 years free. But can't see them finding out any time soon kekeke

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investigate in your electric cupboard, Incan't imagine you don't have a meter. Be careful in any case those fuckers will gladly estimate usage and put a 100% penalty and what not on top. Eventually they do wise up. But I'm jealous all the same.

Nah straight up, I have a meter, when I go online to check my usage/ bill my address is the only one on the street which doesn't show up, when they were built they must have missed mine off a database or some shit

If it's true user I hope you've converted at least 2 rooms into crypto mining operations for your sake

Unironically, women. They run the heating at 23C, leave all the lights on in a house because they feel scared, need two radios and three TVs blaring all times, bake shit as a hobby that leaves an electric oven on for five hours, etc. Same goes for niggers too, ofc.

probably not a smart idea. a huge drain would be noticeable and someone may look into it. be content with fortune, dont be greedy. This user may save 10s of thousands over his lifetime on energy.

The idea is to demoralise you. The news exists to frame your opinion, not to report on it.

Nice trips user, nah I just live pretty normally but good idea

You got it fren,

What’s deano box ?

New build house in the UK, the walls are ceilings are made with a paper-maché type concoction which consists of rizla papers and cum

Walls and ceilings*

Basically they're cheaply made new-build houses usually sold to middle of the road consoomers

because you're a 1 bedroom flat neet maybe?

average is for normie families

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So it’s just a shitbox that was sloppily built and they forgot to install a meter or connect it to utility provider ? Mvypwn

That makes £164 a month which is averaged across the whole population. Keep in mind that a sizeable proportion of the population have multiple rooms or will be landlords charging a standard fee on top of rent for HMOs.

>yet mine is never over £120 a month

Mine is never over £100.

wtf britbongs why are you paying so much for your shit? I am in germany and only pay €60 per month in energy bills. Strange mutts always claim that germany will die because of muh high energy costs yet over 20 million mutts can't even pay their energy bill kek.

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You're stupid mate. Do you know what average means?

Because the energy price cap was raised 50% and bills correspondingly rose 50%

You northern lad?