Not trolling, not being ironic, not using hyperbole. You have to be a literal fucking freak, sick in the head, to wake up in the morning, put on your little work costume, drive into work, be chained to a fucking desk for NINE FUCKING HOURS for five days straight and then get a quick two days off.
I’m not kidding, I’ve been doing this for close to three hours and I’m genuinely suicidal. I think you have to be sick in the head to not go insane doing this. I look at my boss with pure disgust, like I see a fresh piece of shit sitting two inches from my face. I see him sitting there at his desk like a fucking insect clanking away at his keyboard and getting seriously concerned about some unbelievably mundane thing, or actually sitting there plotting and writing up some passive aggressive email. You are literal fucking human cattle if you can do this line of work, worse than a slave because you’re supposedly there voluntarily.
I cannot understand why we are doing this. You want to talk about mass psychosis? How about the absolute inversion of all human nature that it takes to get people to sit in front of a computer PRETENDING to work for 8 hours a day. You are a worthless fucking nigger cattle if you defend this, if you do ANYTHING to support this abject misery being forced upon others for even one more second. I genuinely think I’m working with androids when I look around sometimes and see these freaks clanking away on their keyboards, they cannot possibly be human beings.
OP i hope you saved up enough money to stop going to work because this fucking bullshit economy is about to get REAL. Go on vacation dude.
James Perez
Start offering services to people that you are skilled with
Jason Hughes
Nice dubs. I agree. Theyre making me return to work in-office twice per month. Its really dreadful. I can't believe I used to do the old office routine for 5 years. I really couldn't take it anymore and I was so glad for the pandemic. Now I've been saving up money with a goal to start a business making furniture.
Either youre desperately trying to save face or you're getting assfucked at work big time
Nathan Kelly
Learn some business skills and run your own place. You'll make it. That goes for anyone reading this.
Nicholas Evans
I went back to office for one day after two years and couldnt stay awake for more than 20 minutes. I miss playing vidya while waiting for my shit to compile or just say fuck it and take a nap
Andrew Thomas
If you're less than half an hour early you're already late. And you can't just drop everything and leave just because it's 5, you have to wrap up and finish what you started, then apologize for not being half an hour early today and say it won't ever happen again. Also apologize for pooping too long on company time again.
This guy is correct. But I like this guy more because he made fun of that faggots use of "my guy". If anyone said that to me in a passive agressive tone IRL I'd sock em.
Hmm, a dilemma.
Owen Morales
bait success bonus points
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Thomas Diaz
>sit in front of a computer PRETENDING to work for 8 hours a day To a degree I agree the 8 hours plus commute can be sick. Especially with long commute in a car. However, if you're pretending to work then that's your biggest problem: you are in a busy-work company that stays afloat with endless debt money rather than in a compant that provides an important service to your community.Large global corporations are fucked up and I feel bad for anyone working in such a company.
Grayson Brooks
i work 12 hours a day 5 days a week so fuck you nigger
Jason Martinez
It's unironically better to be homeless. When you're homeless, all you have to do is find a soup kitchen, a public shower, and a place to hide and sleep at night.
